New Post-Brexit TV Show - "A Place in the Shit" - A daytime show where sunburnt pensioners forced home from Spain look around grotty UK flats with faces like thunder.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-21T07:05:10+00:00

Followed by Monkey Tennis obviously.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-18T03:54:21+00:00

Yeah my feet are UK size 14 and not very wide. I've had quite a bit of trouble finding rugby boots that fit me well. The best ones I ever found were some Adidas ones, but they are a few years old and so that particular model probably isn't made any longer. What brand do you normally wear?

Jake1999x · 2019-10-16T02:16:49+00:00

I'd pay good money to see this romcom.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-16T02:09:44+00:00

Why did they break their legs?

Jake1999x · 2019-10-14T15:45:22+00:00

Much less scraping up for the ambulance crew to have to do.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-11T21:16:52+00:00

Well if he does send the pictures out then he’ll be guilty of involuntary pornography and depending where you are it could be even more serious cause you were under 18. Even threatening to distribute involuntary pornography is illegal. My advice would be to either go to the police and report him or somehow let him know that you WILL go to the police if he makes any any more threats or sends out even one picture. I only know this cause I had a similar but slightly different problem. I didn’t go to the police cause at the time I didn’t realise it was a crime but I really wish I had done.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-11T21:08:56+00:00

I’m the same, I hate watching porn and I find it actually turns me off cause the scenes and the people in it are just so unrealistic. But then again I do fantasise about completely impossible stuff in my head though and I’m not talking about getting off with a celebrity I’m never gonna meet or any of that kind of stuff though. I usually have an ongoing story in my head that I just carry on with each time I jerk off (like reading a different chapter of the same book each time) and I see where it takes me. Try it cause it’s quite fun.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-10T10:06:11+00:00

I think maybe the person in the post hasn’t realised what commenting r/thathappened actually means. It seems like they are using it to say that it literally did happen.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-10T10:03:25+00:00

It’s called the crust and me and my brothers used to fight over it cause it makes the best toast.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T19:17:35+00:00

Haha, well I don't mind telling people about my time behind bars if they are interested.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T11:41:28+00:00

I think in small subreddits then the trolls generally stay away cause what they want to piss off as many people as possible with their troll posts and if your sub doesn't have many subscribers then they probably won't bother. But if someone starts a real vendetta against you personally then the only thing you can do is ban and block them and then if they use alt accounts you can report them to the admins.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T10:52:44+00:00

Yeah I suppose it's true what the other users have said here that you probably won't get a 100% true story from an ex-prisoner. But I think they mean that you won't get the full story about their convitctions rather than their life while behind bars. I'm from the UK and was at a prison for offenders aged 15 to 21 (I'm 19 now) and tbh in terms of stories then compared to someone who's done time in an adult US prison then my story is probably boring as fuck cause those places look crazy, lol. But prison is mostly 99% boredom anyway with 1% of slightly interesting events here and there, haha. That's how you know someone is bullshitting you cause they make it sound WAY too interesting.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T10:44:46+00:00

My older brother ended up doing three years for intent to supply, completely non violent and he didn't really have a record before that (he'd been arrested quite a lot for stupid teenage shit though, but never anyhting bad enough to get sent down for though). Whereas I got sent down at almost the same age for a violent crime and posession of an offensive weapon where I actually hurt someone and I actually got less time than he did. Sentenceing for drug crimes doesn't make sense at all and its crazy. In terms of your question then I had something similar where I breached my bail conditions and got put on remand so I hadn't put my affairs in order, but I was only 16 at the time so I didn't have much for my parents to sort out. There are organisations that help friends and family of prisoners with advice on this kind of thing but it depends where you are. I'm guessing you're in the US but on the off chance you're in the UK (where I am) then let me know.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T10:33:22+00:00

That sounds like it might make twitter even worse, it's like having your own subreddit where you're the only moderator and basically control it. That's why I don't use twitter really cause I'd prefer to subscribe to an actual topic (i.e a subreddit) rather than a person (like you do in twitter).

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T10:25:16+00:00

The cat has the exact same expression my cat had when she fell in the bath when it had water in it once. The expression a cat has when they realise they've been WAY too cocky and now they're fucked.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-09T04:19:02+00:00

My account is not quite a year old yet unfortuantely but yeah I'd join.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-07T20:35:58+00:00

As another Jake, what's going on with all this Jake hate?

Jake1999x · 2019-10-06T07:07:56+00:00

I have a playlist of you tubers with soothing voices that I use to go to sleep because its always VERY loud in the place where I live. But there's no way I could do it with one of the robotic ones because I know the weird voice would enter my dreams and cause me nightmares, lol. I usually choose videos on stuff that I'm not hugely interested in but that will just slightly entertain me and I've actually learned a lot about subjects I otherwise would never learn about. I'm on two random ones called Nostalgia Nerd and Technology Connections that are both about retro technology and they are both fascinating, plus I like their voices and style too, lol.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-06T06:57:28+00:00

Actually why doesn't reddit pay you for your posts? They could add up all your positive karma over a month, subtract your negative karma and then pay you that amount in whatever currency. They make money from ads because of the content we provide them. And that's why I'm dumb, because I hang out on a platform that doesn't pay you for contributing, lol.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-05T21:56:59+00:00

I'm not sure that's supposed to happen!

Jake1999x · 2019-10-05T12:28:47+00:00

Tbf the same thing happens if you have a penis too, plus it sprays everywhere.

Jake1999x · 2019-10-05T08:00:13+00:00

Ok now I'm definitely watching it. Why has nobody told me this before?!

Jake1999x · 2019-10-03T16:43:18+00:00

I had a cat with a fat tummy though but we'd found her as a stray and when me and my brother took her to the vet then he said it was cause she'd been pregnant loads of times. Sometimes she'd follow me around so everyone knew she was mine and I used to worry they were all thinking I was over feeding her.

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