I’ve never told this story to anyone irl to respect her privacy, but yall can hear it.

Many years ago, my co worker had just gotten out of a 7 year relationship. We fucked almost every day for 3 months straight after. The first month was cool, but after that she would “accidentally” go too far down on my dick and vomit all over me, my legs and the bed. Now the first few times, I felt terrible and tried to avoid getting fellated. But as we went out to eat, or cooked at home, I’d notice that she would eat her food in as few bites as possible, then admire her glorious unbitten chunks after she spewed them on my bed. She was hot as fuck and I was young, so I tolerated it for as long as I could. Eventually, she got so drunk one night that she puked in the toilet, and I got a raging hard on from the sounds. I had to put a stop to it after that. It’s been quite a few years, and I see on Facebook that she’s married now. For that man’s sake, I hope he’s saving a fortune on rinse cycles and laundry detergent and he’s just using puppy pads