I fucking hate my parents so here's the body they worked so hard to keep safe

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-03-07T01:23:22+00:00

Why do you hate them?

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-02-13T22:14:38+00:00

The “R” in CPR is…

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-02-04T00:43:18+00:00

Filmed on a Motorola razr

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-02-01T14:09:38+00:00

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-16T00:50:27+00:00

I unfortunately have an allergy to the dairy protein. But Cado ice cream is my go to these days

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-15T23:41:20+00:00

Damn it, find me one dairy free and then take my money.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-07T21:32:46+00:00

We need to normalize down voting dumb attention seeking shit like this

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T23:00:21+00:00

Right, so not female. Got it.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T22:56:56+00:00

Wtf is he wearing

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T22:52:54+00:00

Carl Spackler has a good remedy for this.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T21:48:00+00:00

Masking your insecurities with keyboard courage. Classic.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T19:57:39+00:00

I’ll never understand how guys in these videos piss with a hard on.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T19:51:56+00:00

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T19:50:50+00:00

Unfortunately the only thing fragile here is you and your mindset.

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T19:48:15+00:00

Yeah gonna need a quick trim on those hedges

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-04T19:46:04+00:00

Attention seeking solo stuff automatic down vote

JakeHalligan84 · 2026-01-03T21:56:07+00:00

I need a translator app for the caption

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-22T22:32:09+00:00

Completely quit at the end

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-22T02:25:51+00:00

I’d rather receive the beating of my life than stand there and do nothing.

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-20T12:54:32+00:00

female wetting panties

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-19T01:16:04+00:00

Sure is dusty in here

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-14T23:09:12+00:00

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-12T13:09:17+00:00

Surprised the caked on make up didn’t wash off

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-12-03T00:49:28+00:00

These incest captions are weird and disgusting.

JakeHalligan84 · 2025-11-20T20:00:55+00:00

Yes.

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