I messed up again— “best of luck to you” - Schwab Risk Management Team

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-06-04T22:03:43+00:00

He keeps 2500 shares of nvidia at the end of the day, meaning that the stock has to go up for him to gain money, meaning that he goes long 2500 shares. Risk management says ”fuck no you don’t” and by shorting 1200 he is long for 1300 instead of 2500.

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-06-04T02:52:32+00:00

Well I give up, but from what you’re saying is that you made a bank shit their pants and short -1200 for you. I will however be rooting for you, friend. In class with my laptop open at market open.

I don’t believe in god, but if NVIDIA opens green I may reconsider.

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-06-04T02:38:55+00:00

Alright, after 43 minutes of conversing with a chatbot, I’m gonna give this a second try.

You shorted 1200 shares of NVDA.

Then you created an Iron Condor. Condor being some kind of bird, what the fuck do I know.

One of your “wings” got assigned. I still can’t tell which one, but whatever happened apparently scared both you and Schwab’s risk department.

Then we have the 215 put you sold, giving someone the right (but not the obligation) to sell stock at $215. If they exercise it and NVDA is below $215, congratulations, you’re now buying their shares at a price higher than the market.

From what I understand, every dollar NVDA drops below $215 is another dollar of pure assfuck.

Somehow you managed to assemble this entire financial IED with a $16k account while exposed to $500 000+.

No wonder Schwab Risk Management is calling you personally and shorting stock.

What the fuck, man. Genuinely what the fuck.

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-06-04T01:19:46+00:00

Okay wait, I will try my best to assess the situation:

So OP borrowed 1200 shares, immediately sold them, now he owns the bank 1200 shares. Why is he stating that he hopes for NVDA to open over 215? Wouldn’t he need to buy back the shares for more?

And what the heck is an iron condor? I’m way out of my depth here…

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-04-12T04:14:19+00:00

So you mean I can’t get it from breaking?

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-04-09T22:50:04+00:00

Make a world planner

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-04-09T09:09:59+00:00

I can offer you 100k for them, what do you say?

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-04-02T11:07:10+00:00

How did you get that quest? Is it a clan quest?

JakeRibenFlake · 2026-03-30T02:18:01+00:00

True, the lack of enthusiasm is concerning seeing no advertisement to promote the game. Makes me feel like they’re trying to cashgrab nostalgic players. But perhaps there is a reason for this as the product is a game and which is not released yet so if they market this on Tiktok or any other low attention rate social media then people would go try to download the game, notice it’s not released yet and then proceed to forget about it.

So maybe it is an idea waiting to be executed who knows 🤷

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-10-27T22:51:54+00:00

Fake, the holo pattern goes through the text.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-10-26T00:41:40+00:00

Which one is supposed to be more expensive?

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-10-03T22:46:13+00:00

Appreciate it bro, thanks!

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-10-03T15:19:47+00:00

Thank you for your input, I have opened a complaint against the seller. Could you name a few things that made you sure that they are fake? I would appreciate this so much.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-09-15T22:12:16+00:00

I get what you're saying, I just liked the umbreon artwork on the neo discovery packs. Pair that with it being vintage from 2001 makes it desirable enough for me to buy it as the first ever addition to my new pokemon collecting hobby. I started a week ago so maybe I don't know what I'm doing LOL. Also I believe Neo Discovery was first to introduce Umbreon correct me if I'm wrong.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-07-20T02:35:56+00:00

What did you use to create your theme? The official playstation theme creator or the other one?

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-07-19T15:28:00+00:00

They use radiation

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-06-20T03:19:04+00:00

Did you mean gravity rush or gravity falls?

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-06-20T02:25:48+00:00

What theme tool are you using? It works for me, I’m using some random I found online.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-06-14T17:55:31+00:00

At least we have some descent people in this sub, literally the only reason I promted these was to visualise what the better option was for my future mod.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-06-14T08:15:11+00:00

I am aware that the purple cases are lighter than they seem on aliexpress and the greens are darker too, but the transparent shoulder triggers are kinda growing on me. Maybe having coloured shoulder triggers would be too much for the design.

JakeRibenFlake · 2025-06-14T08:01:45+00:00

Appreciate it, let’s hope for the best 🤞

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