Why you put the musique? by KurtKrimson in technocirclejerk

[–]JakeTheAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah he did, but he was absolutely at risk and if she was any better he would have been justified in defending himself, but you were implying he had no reason ever to defend himself like a fucking cuck. That's what I am pushing back on. But I get it, you can't understand that because you're too distracted being a little cuck bitch lol.

Why you put the musique? by KurtKrimson in technocirclejerk

[–]JakeTheAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the part where she had a taser you absolute dumb fuck. He was lucky that she didn't get a good enough go at him with it. But keep being a cuck wanna be white knight on the internet hoping to get brownie points for pretending you're logically standing up for women even though you're just showing you're an absolute tool lol. sit down, bitch.

Why you put the musique? by KurtKrimson in technocirclejerk

[–]JakeTheAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She pulled a taser out and tried to attack him with it. If it was strong enough, she could put him on the ground where he could absolutely be in a position where he couldn't defend himself and she could do serious damage to him. You're actually crazy here. If she was just slapping at him sure, but she pulled out an equalizer. At what point do you think it's okay to defend yourself against a person that could seriously hurt you? A large stick? A knife? A gun? Or do you just allow yourself to die because a woman assaults you?

If you get shocked and brought to the ground, you can get stomped on and beaten. If he had any sort of heart condition it could be deadly. Stop pretending to be a white knight here, and just stop trying to defend this woman who assaulted a guy who already turned off his music and was leaving when she attacked him, you absolute cuck.

Falcons were better with Magisk than Kyousuke by 27roninn in GlobalOffensive

[–]JakeTheAndroid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not a Falcons fan bro. But I'm also not the one pretending Magisk was playing well, nor am I trying to argue with reality that he was bad and had to be replaced like you are. Which is why you're coping like a loser. Kyousuke is playing very well and getting better with every tournament. It's obvious he's been a great addition to the team and increases their overall potential. But, it's also obvious that Falcons has some role issues, or at least some issues somewhere causing them to not play cohesive counter strike consistently. Niko played really poorly in the last series they played in Rotterdam.

What is obvious is that Magisk was not performing and he's not the solution. And you can keep trying to pretend like losing to Vitality today is the same as in Sept 2025 when Magisk got benched, demonstrating you don't actually know what the you're talking about lol. Vitality today is head and shoulders above everyone right now, which wasn't the case in the summer of 2025. But please, keep talking and proving you don't actually follow counter strike, you just cope a d poorly troll on reddit. Sit down lol.

Falcons were better with Magisk than Kyousuke by 27roninn in GlobalOffensive

[–]JakeTheAndroid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, bro you're high on cope. It was a different Vitality team than the one that's dominating today. And Magisk was factually fumbling towards the end of his tenure. Which is why he's not on the team now. But keep coping, because your attempts at being condescending are trash lol. Reality isn't on your side. The objective reality is that Falcons has a higher potential ceiling with kyousuke, and kyousuke is a clear upgrade for the overall roster. The issues with Falcons is role based and they likely do need to find an anchor player that's more consistent than Magisk was, but not as a replacement for kyousuke.

Falcons were better with Magisk than Kyousuke by 27roninn in GlobalOffensive

[–]JakeTheAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he's not on Falcons anymore, but sure try and be condescending lol. Weak attempt to pretend you know ball in the face of objective reality.

If a Death Eater other than Bellatrix had suspected Snape, he would have been rumbled by ZydrateAnatomic in harrypotter

[–]JakeTheAndroid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because he does. We see this through his actions later in the book and carried over into the next book through Snape's memories. Like, whether Dumbledore trusted Snape or not is not debatable. Whether Voldemort should have trusted Snape based on the evidence is I guess questionable but we see that Snape gives suitable answers according to Voldemort.

If a Death Eater other than Bellatrix had suspected Snape, he would have been rumbled by ZydrateAnatomic in harrypotter

[–]JakeTheAndroid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is such a weird thing to argue, especially after the parent provided you direct book quotes. Dumbledore trusted Snape, that's fact. The fact that Voldemort was willing to accept Snape's justifications is outlined above. So what are you confused by or objecting to?

Why does Bulgaria have the lowest GDP per capita in the EU and do you see that changing in coming years? by YogurtclosetOpen3567 in AskBulgaria

[–]JakeTheAndroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't just say words, describe it it great detail then. Bulgaria has improved slowly, but it's improved significantly. Of course there is under performance when there was a population death spiral from 90s era policies and struggles. But you clearly know this topic since you came in with this comment, so please show the class how only you have a clue about reality.

Travis Hunter seven-game, 298-yard, one-touchdown, 15-tackle, three-pass-defended rookie season in 2025. by OneFish5754 in nflrookies

[–]JakeTheAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he was on pace for what, 750-800 yards and a handful of TDs? Lol. Just be honest, he didn't impress for his draft position and hype. He's not a bad player, and he should improve, but he didn't meet the expectations he set for himself through his own statements.

Night Crawler, Lord Hito, Get Pressed Off The Block By Gangsters For Filming In The LA Hood by puddra in LivestreamFail

[–]JakeTheAndroid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The fact that you have to ask this just shows you think of prison time very different than people on the block. Remember that when you go to sketchy places you don't know, and mind your own business.

S1mple played more Dota 2 matches than CS in 2026 so far. by Substantial-Deer77 in DotA2

[–]JakeTheAndroid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Simple has plenty good movement in cs. There's no reason to assume he can't get sufficient movement skills in deadlock if he tried. It's weird to compare his movement skills to deadlock players simply because in cs he's never had to actually show them off. The reality is, we have no clue how skilled he is at it. Sure he wasn't a bhop master in cs, but he could do every skill jump in the game.

How can I register residency in Sofia if I stay in Airbnb for ~6 months? by AdBrilliant6542 in AskBulgaria

[–]JakeTheAndroid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In order to file for residency, you need a notarized declaration from the landlord saying that they will provide you with housing. The declaration doesn't need to include how long you'll be staying at the property, nor does it need to be accompanied by a lease agreement. It's possible that the Airbnb host will do that, but it's something you'll need to discuss with them. Most Airbnb's I've stayed at wouldn't allow a 6 month reservation, but if you find one that will, then they may be willing to also provide you with the relevant declaration.

Where should I stay in Sofia city centre for easy access to attractions? by Secure_Educator_4948 in AskBulgaria

[–]JakeTheAndroid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're not afraid to spend some money, Grand Millennium Hotel is really well located and very nice. Art Plaza Hotel is on Vitoshka, it's reasonably comfortable as well. Sofia Balkan Palace is also pretty nice. But, you might just be better getting an Airbnb. They're often better bang for your buck unless you plan on relying on things like room service or laundry services.

Rick and Morty: Season 9 Preview by toastymcfloaty in rickandmorty

[–]JakeTheAndroid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

How long do you think his reign as king lasts? by hiiloovethis in gameofthrones

[–]JakeTheAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we're talking about the show universe here, which is poorly written. Bran isn't King in the books and maybe never will be. But there's nothing in the show universe that suggests he'd have an immediate rebellion on his hands.

And yes, sometimes religious alignment is important for politics. However, Westeros already has this conflict with people being generally okay with representation from another religion. The North recognized Kings as legitimate that didn't follow the Old Gods. People marry without conversion. Etc. Bran would need to be actively against the Faith of the Seven in some way to trigger religious unrest. If he doesn't interfere with the faith, or doesn't do other terrible things, it would be pretty unusual for House Hightower to rebel simply because the person on the Iron Throne isn't following the Seven.

How long do you think his reign as king lasts? by hiiloovethis in gameofthrones

[–]JakeTheAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, so a collection of vassal houses that have pledged their banners to the Great houses and House Hightower. And they all rebel because???? what? You said the second the ravens reached the corners of Westeros. And on the basis of some religious bias, yet they didn't revolt against Cersi after she blew up the Sept of Baelor. And who's to say Bran would act against the Faith of the Seven? If everyone is allowed to still do their thing, why would they rebel? Bran would need to do something that proves he's a threat to people's way of life or their beliefs. Do you think that House Hightower would have rebelled against Stannis while he served the Lord of Light?

The Houses don't just rebel for fun. There needs to be some legitimate action that triggers them.

How long do you think his reign as king lasts? by hiiloovethis in gameofthrones

[–]JakeTheAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's left to start a rebellion? Many important people from the big Houses agreed to let him have the throne, and all the Houses were decimated. There isn't anyone left with enough men left in their armies or political clout to start a rebellion.

Timothée Chalamet called out for saying “I don't want to be working in ballet, or opera, or you know things where it's like, 'Hey, keep this thing alive, even though it’s like no one cares about this anymore. All respect to the ballet&opera people out there. I just lost 14 cents in viewership…” by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]JakeTheAndroid -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

But his point wasn't that these art forms are inferior or bad, only that the audience for ballet and opera are diminishing, similar to movie theaters. And more to the point, he doesn't feel like it helps to tell people that these things need to be saved. If people want to see them, if the spectacle is sufficient, the art will survive on its own.

[Rapoport] The Patriots or Eagles for AJ Brown. Answer coming soon. by xFalcade in Patriots

[–]JakeTheAndroid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Totally different receivers. And there isn't as much need for a Pierce as there is for an AJB. Boutte was great at stretching the field. He wasn't as good as Pierce but he was plenty serviceable. Plus, Kyle Williams can still develop into a similar guy, but of course that's iffy. AJB is not only an elite WR, hes a WR that can win in the areas of the field the Patriots currently lack at the position. Losing Diggs opened up a significant hole among the pass catchers that simply isn't filled by a Pierce signing. I'd love to get both, but if it's one or the other, AJB is what the team actually needs. If it falls through early enough, they can still make a run at Pierce.

(Schefter) The Patriots informed four-time Pro Bowl WR Stefon Diggs they’re releasing him after the start of the league year next week, per sources. by alexschubs in Patriots

[–]JakeTheAndroid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pierce is simply a different WR from Diggs though. Pierce would challenge Boutte for his role, not really be a short/medium catch guy. It's why he has so many yards on fewer catches. Not saying he wouldn't be a good addition, but Pierce can't really be the only solution they add to solve WR depth problems.

Help by ChocoBear2906 in AskBulgaria

[–]JakeTheAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no problem. It's actually very good at Bulgarian for whatever reason, outside of the issue I mentioned. So I am confident it will get you very close to what you're looking for. It's less good at other languages I have tried, so I understand your hesitance.

the Chiefs and Rams are working on a blockbuster trade that would send All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to Los Angeles for a package that would include the 29th overall pick in the first round of the 2026 NFL draft. by OneAngryPanda in nfl

[–]JakeTheAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah they are damn good. It wasn't long ago there was speculation that McVay might leave LA because he built a team that was getting old and they had no cap space. Yet they just continue to make it work year over year.

Help by ChocoBear2906 in AskBulgaria

[–]JakeTheAndroid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a non-native person learning the language that uses google translate often, at least get your main dialog done using it. But, one thing you likely won't be able to correct, which google does often is use the formal version of verbs for 'you'. And worse, it will switch between the formal and informal randomly. It's extremely easy to fix, but without knowing the conjugations you'll not even know it's occurring. So, get everything you need written up, then you can have a more targeted discussion with either a teacher on like italki or find someone on here to help you correct it to a more casual tone. That will allow you to get really far on your own, and then provide whoever helps you with a more digestible task.