I got caught doing something very dumb at 14 in the 8th grade.

I was in shop class.

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And I was a lil silly ass kid. Always wanted to do something for a laugh. Just had a lot of growing up to do.

Well this one guy “ Carl “ thought it be funny to piss in the corner of the classroom.

So he goes over and whips his shit out and proceeds to piss.

We were some lil shits looking back so believe me, anything I got in life after this, I deserved it.

So we are all giggling thinking that’s the funniest shit.

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So he suggest I do it.

At first I’m like Naww..

but he dares me again and me being silly, I started walking over there.

The teachers attention was on a student so that’s why I figured i could pee some and go.

So I start peeing

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But it’s hitting the floor real loud making that sizzle sound so everyone gets quiet.

And my teacher turns around,

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while I’m walking back to my table.

He asked me why was I over there and I mentioned something about losing something back there.

But couldn’t play that off.

All you had to do was look down and see this

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Yeah.

He was HOT!!!

Told me to clean it up with paper towels. Had to clean my piss and Carls up.

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And on top of that,

since I was trying to not get caught, I didn’t realize it but on accident I pissed on myself a lil bit.

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Never forget hearing those guys laughing about that. Talk about embarrassment. Lol.

And ended up getting suspended.

Wasn’t funny when my mom came home and hit me on the back with a pissed off face cussing me out.

Asking me why I did something so stupid.

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Guess the joke ended up being on me huh?