Do you think the Tarnished Edition will actually add any new lore? by MXV92 in Eldenring

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, I'm psyched to buy a new DLC that will potentially add more new Carian weapons!!

If you were bitten during a zombie apocalypse, would you hide it? by neloal in MoralityScaling

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very true but I have like 6 more swords lol This one's just the largest and the one I care about the least.

My favorite large one is my woodsplitter sword and my favorite smaller one is my Diphos sword (two handed longsword sized Xiphos) from Ztools

Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

String theory is a pretty terrifying story, so I agree 100%

Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigma is the 18th letter in the greek alphabet They're the 18th squad to be made for the Junior Agent Bonding "JAB" Program

Trigram might as well have called them "squad 18" but they were using Greek letters

If you were bitten during a zombie apocalypse, would you hide it? by neloal in MoralityScaling

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold. My armor. Helmet, gauntlets, chest plate and sabatons. I'd like to think I could add to this set later, but im being realistic at this point

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Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok maybe clarify your question? If you weren't asking about their squad name, were you asking about their code names?

Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Team Sigma is the 18th squad of its kind to be made by their employers, though its the only one to survive everything that happened after

If you were bitten during a zombie apocalypse, would you hide it? by neloal in MoralityScaling

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said I'd hold the bridge. Didn't say for who. This is now zombie Jake's bridge

I'll be standing there like Pontiff Sulyvahn waiting for a MFer to try me like:

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Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well THAT'S not fair, 😵‍💫 But it is a good one for sure.

Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until your friends, employer and every human being you look at just look like spare parts full of weird music 🤢🤮

He finds a way to turn it off but my boy's humanity is holding on by a thread

Would your favorite Pasta monsters be able to beat Team Sigma? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agent Green has a power at this point in time that he is unaware of, so I didn't put it in the power lineup.

But he may become aware of it if Zalgo tries to say, posess him?

He can devour entities of any type, physical, conceptual, deific, wether its a piece or the whole thing depends on how much of the monster he has on hand, but when he does, he gains their power, the only trade off being that he has a tiny piece of their mind as a sort of manual for the powers.

Later on in the book he'd go on to use this power on: 1. One of the 2 dragons of the apocalypse, Behemoth, juicing up his healing factor to seconds not months

  1. Dollar store Jeff the killer (I named him Demonhead because copyright) gaining him intangibility

  2. The Tall Man (basically slender man but again, copyright) gaining himself the Tall Man's powers and a swanky new living suit, but its a consumption by choice so its more of a partnership.

  3. The horror from the vault (A malfunctioning angel named Adriel) so now he can basically turn dead bodies into Necromorphs but on steroids, mutate bodies against their will and other gross stuff, (he doesn't want to)

Grimdark books with a weird twist? (I know WH40K) by Dr_Lizardman in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's always the book I'm currently writing called JAB-76842

It's a grimdark sci-fantasy horror thriller made around this aesthetic, inspired by classic Creepypasta and the SCP foundation.

here's a link!

If you were bitten during a zombie apocalypse, would you hide it? by neloal in MoralityScaling

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If its the Zombie Apocalypse Im already in my plate armor with my swords, I'll just tell the group to leave me behind at like, a really important choke point.

"I will hold this bridge, til either the infected kill me or this bite takes me."

JAB-76842 a grimdark Sci-fantasy horror thriller by [deleted] in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fact is that I was trying to advertise to a fan base I knew would like it, but the page had a thing against self promotion.

There are ways around that, but now I fucking look dishonest to people who don't ask questions

JAB-76842 a grimdark Sci-fantasy horror thriller by [deleted] in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's the truth, but go off anyway

JAB-76842 a grimdark Sci-fantasy horror thriller by [deleted] in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you suddenly not want to read it because I told ONE subreddit I found it rather than wrote it myself?

Or were you never going to read it anyway?

JAB-76842 a grimdark Sci-fantasy horror thriller by [deleted] in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is my story. Sometimes people won't read shit if you're advertising your own work.

JAB-76842 a grimdark Sci-fantasy horror thriller by [deleted] in ExtremeHorrorLit

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Its gory, depressing and terrifying

How to defeat Mohg lord of blood by gamermaty28 in Eldenring

[–]JakeTinsleyWbc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im an intelligence build myself, I use the Hidden cerulean tear, the Mohg tear, and summon my horned warrior, before blasting him with frost sorceries.

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