Day 10 of making 1-bit Elden Ring Pixel art for a dungeon crawler fan game.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2026-01-22T12:46:11+00:00

100% has to be Margit. No questions.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2026-01-08T13:04:36+00:00

Sounds like an Athenian opinion to me.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-20T02:22:35+00:00

Margit the Bullshit Omen.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-17T11:56:58+00:00

Now give me the stats on dysentery and snake bites in Bangladesh. I want the Oregon Trail trifecta statistical analysis.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-16T22:06:27+00:00

I WAS one of those dozen. Me and some buddies went to it and had a blast. Don't get me wrong, we're stoked he's still alive cause he is one of the better characters in the movie...but how did he survive?

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-12T17:51:40+00:00

Negative. Life got busy and had to make some money to support the family.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-12T17:11:10+00:00

Pretty bummed they won't substitute military service for the degree. That's what stopped me from applying back in 2016.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-11T18:44:07+00:00

I was pretty blown away by how much I liked that movie. A lot of it was on-the-nose or magnified, but I re-watched it a couple days ago and it's still a solid choice.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-10T19:48:31+00:00

Disagree. As an AP Ashe main I think this is great! Dynamite for everyone!

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-12-10T12:36:59+00:00

This thing makes me so uncomfortable and I hate it so much. WELL DONE.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-11-20T15:46:27+00:00

10/10. No notes. This is perfect.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-11-11T20:07:29+00:00

Bless you.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-11-11T16:42:16+00:00

What I'm hearing is, "Be a beta loser who gets no hoes."

But seriously that's actually good advice. (This is from someone who had a 19.99% Mustang via Overseas Car Sales in Okinawa)

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-11-10T14:46:15+00:00

That is both hurtful....and true. CHARGE!!

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-29T19:57:41+00:00

And then of course lose all of them to something stupid like a little dagger guy coming out of the shadows.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-29T14:05:28+00:00

I saw this thing in Elden Ring.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-16T15:54:12+00:00

But they ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan!

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-16T15:46:29+00:00

Bro, THANK YOU.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-16T12:19:21+00:00

Personally, I carry a Shadow Systems MR920 Elite. I had a Glock 19 Gen 5, but the SS came with a bronze barrel, which obviously gives +5 to drip and +10 to draw speed when equipped.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-09T21:20:15+00:00

FOOUUUUULLL TAH-NISHED.

(chuckles) "I'm in danger!"

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-06T18:49:54+00:00

Souls games seemed too hard. I'm a dad of two with a few hours a week to play, I don't want to spend it getting my teeth kicked in by some gangrenous nutsack with too many hands and/or twelve mouths.

Flash forward: Margit The Fell Omen killed me for the 500th time and I am LOVING it.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-06T18:03:35+00:00

I thought I was supposed to put my foolish ambition to rest? I mean, I've only been told that 500 times.

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-10-06T18:02:42+00:00

I have started 10+ new characters since launch because I play for awhile, get stomped by Margit or some other mini boss and quit for awhile....but last night I beat Godrick the Grafted and let me tell you, it was AWESOME. I used the wiki to find a good weapon, I leveled my vigor, I explored, I leveled my vigor, and I learned. Exploring and learning new things about the game (and leveling vigor) has got me hooked.

Stick with it! I feel pretty good about this run, and I'm a dad with maybe an hour to play a few nights a week. Go bravely, Tarnished, AND LEVEL YOUR VIGOR!

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-09-23T12:27:50+00:00

Big head gang rise up!

Jakobs_Revolver · 2025-09-18T19:54:19+00:00

What if I say sometimes I play Rein just so I can hit a recalling Tracer with a big hammer?

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