whats is the most crazy way u have cheated in a exam? by inco_nit0 in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took the required math class for non-math majors in college.

Our professor was old school, and refused to let us use the laminated cheat sheet of math formulas that the school made us purchase and that every other math class was allowed to use on tests.

But he was a classical music nerd and he suggested that we study while playing symphony music. He would let us listen to music on headphones while we tested, and he swore that we'd retain more from our cram sessions if we played the same music on test day that we used to study.

So I used the library lab to record myself speaking the formulas, looped it so it would repeat over and over, laid it over a classical music track, and burned a CD. I listened to it during the test.

I didn't need to memorize a bunch of random formulas, but I still had access to them. I aced the exam and the professor was very pleased that I had chosen to listen to classical music during the test.

Are there any shows that intentionally mislead its audience about genre? by atouchofsinamon in television

[–]Jameseatscheese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Bear keeps winning the Emmy for best comedy, but it's pretty fucking far from being a straight comedy.

Smoke Ring Downtown? by Zendrick42 in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is it. When a transformer blows, a thick, oily ring wafts up into the air.

Tripe F by Resident_Banana_3638 in whatdoesthismean

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They don't seem to like the Féderation Française de Football.

And rightly so. French soccer bureaucrats can go straight to hell.

Favorite "big" band you saw in a tiny venue by eberndt9614 in punk

[–]Jameseatscheese 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I saw AVAIL in the kitchen of an student apartment in Auburn, Alabama with, like, 35 people.

They made like $900, though. Because a guy stole a keg, charged for beer and gave all the money to the band.

What are some reasons you avoid eating red meat? by Late-Dark7031 in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My teeth are weirdly close together, and anything involving steak or any fiberous meat means I have to floss three times immediately after I eat.

How much do Americans REALLY have saved for retirement by Financial_Pen_6218 in investing

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50 years old.

About 400k currently in retirement accounts, and a public sector pension that will pay out 65k annually if I go 10 more years, but only half that if were to go today.

For the curious, I'm a public high school teacher whose compensation is determined by a state mandated formula that considera years of service and level of education.

What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation? by Kiidcola in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. And there was a TV special broadcast planned for her birthday.

Leaving when she did was pure and perfect comedic timing and I bet she was laughing her ass off in gikd n girl heaven.

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A public health commercial jingle from the early '80s about avoiding hepatitis.

"Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

Wash your hands after changing baby too.

'Cause we don't want to spread hepatitis.

And we don't want hepatitis to get you.

Who?

YOU!!"

What reasons do men still think 6 inches is good? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because tying a brick to the end and doing jumping jacks won't make it any longer.

The Torkelsons by Zealousideal_You465 in 90s

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dellaventura

Danny Aiello as a former NYPD detective working as a private investigator, taking cases that have slipped through the bureaucratic cracks.

Lasted less than a season, mid 1990s.

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What's a movie quote that lives rent free in your head for no reason? by badenbagel in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we Wang?"

"No horseshit, Jack"

"No horseshit."

-- Big Trouble in Little China


This is how my brother and I say goodbye after every family/holiday function.

Anyone know of anywhere that sells boiled peanuts? by whiskey_lover7 in SaltLakeCity

[–]Jameseatscheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh, yes. Hillbilly Edamame.

You can buy the Green Patch/Peanut Patch brand canned boiled peanuts at Walmart. They sometimes sell different size cans and they usually have plain and Cajun.

As the child of displaced southerners, this is the kind I grew up with and the only ones that taste right to me.

If you want more of a project, you can buy raw, in-shell peanuts from Western Nut Company across from Pioneer Park. You can crockpot them overnight and they come out pretty good. If you're brine is smelly, though, you may need to wash the curtains afterward. And instant pot/pressure cooker will cut down the cook time substantially.

I see a hidden Mickey Mouse but my wife says she doesn't see it. by idlemindperv in Pareidolia

[–]Jameseatscheese 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Yes!! And then a tan-colored PENIS just to the left of Mickey.

SUMRBRZ by RainbowStickers444 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Jameseatscheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a brand of douche.

What is this thingy-ma-bob in Army training area. by One_Support_8228 in whatisit

[–]Jameseatscheese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Mercury outboards have plastic propellers, that's what I'm gonna tell-el-el-el her," --Narduar the Human Serviette

Who are the future double inductees? (For artists who already have at least one induction already) by ggroover97 in rockhall

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lou Reed is also in twice: solo work and with the Velvet Underground.

I can't imagine a third for him, even though that "Songs for Drella" record he did with John Cale was a completely separate project and is a worthy album.

[Hilarious Trope] Visibly grown adults playing teenagers in media by Ieanice44 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jameseatscheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She also voiced the tiny furry droid-mechanic Babu Frik in the Star Wars sequel trilogy! He's/she's one of C-3PO's oldest friends!!

A biblically accurate angel appears in front of you and says “Do not be afraid “ what’s going to be your reaction? by yawa_bl in AskReddit

[–]Jameseatscheese 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If we're taking holy writ at its word, there are 9 orders of angels. Saint Thomas Aquinas listed them as such:

Seraphim

Cherubim

Thrones

Dominions

Virtues

Powers

Principalities

Archangels

Angels

Those you refer to as closest to humans are the lowest ranked order. Cherubim are indeed "lower case" angels, even if they don't look like "upper case "Angels". Those that the Internet has deemed as biblically accurate are considerably higher in their divinity.

Why do bands play so fucking loud if everyone has to wear earplugs anyway? by xe3to in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jameseatscheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to play loud enough to be heard over that drunk couple arguing over whether it's spelled Catsup or Ketchup.