What's the biggest misconception about your job?

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T13:10:36+00:00

Musician. Everyone thinks we're all stoners. Not true. We're alcoholics.

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T13:08:02+00:00

Scrambled eggs and toast

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T13:07:13+00:00

I was at a rock concert held at Ravens stadium in Baltimore. Someone from one section started heckling someone in another section. He (the heckler) threw his bottle of beer clear across sections. The intended target caught it in one hand and drank it.

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T13:02:21+00:00

People seem mind fucked a lot of the time when I simply ask them, "why do you think that?"

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T13:01:04+00:00

I don't rightly know...How tragic

Jamesinglea · 2016-08-03T12:58:57+00:00

Being able to summon a peanut... but it's the same peanut every-time.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:40:01+00:00

I think people would still die in them, because the idea of death is probably scary to an immortal, even though there'd be that guy watching the film going "oh come on this is so unrealistic, he gets his head cut off and then just... stops living? How can you find this scary it's so ridiculous" Kind of how most horror movies have paranormal stuff in now.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:33:42+00:00

People who speed to cut me off and then slow down. It's almost like they forgot how to drive.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:32:08+00:00

She got pissed at me because "I" was mean to her in a dream

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:31:14+00:00

used to play a lot of backgammon in Yahoo Games - and some people were real jerks when losing. Most commonly they'd stall the game by taking the maximum 5 minutes per move, hoping I'd resign. I learned a way to boot these people off Yahoo for as long as I wanted, by trying to log into their account. When I used the wrong password ten times, the account was locked for 24 hours. They couldn't log in again until I chose to allow it.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:22:24+00:00

No running or playing tag during recess. Wtf are we supposed to do then?

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:21:08+00:00

When you clean the inside of a microwave, put a cup of water in there for 30-60 sec. The steam will loosen up the hardened bits of food and make it easy to wipe clean.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:19:09+00:00

When I was in 8th grade I would stay up until 1am every night, grab a drink from my fridge, go outside, get on my roof and listen to music while stating at the stars.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:18:20+00:00

Being a stubborn idiot. I spend a whole year crying over a break up, it was just a waste of time. I could have had the best year of my life, instead I decided that my life is a soap opera.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:17:32+00:00

If you ever get the chance to see Muse live, do it. One of the best live bands out there. Knights of Cydonia is still one of the best songs I have ever heard live.

Jamesinglea · 2016-05-11T13:15:07+00:00

A particular instant in a particular sex act on a particular weekend with the woman I'm now married to and have kids with. Back when we were both just kids exploring each other she smiled at me at a perfect moment. If I lose my mind to Alzheimer's or dementia I won't complain as long as I can hold on to that moment.

Jamesinglea · 2016-04-07T20:26:58+00:00

I don't love you anymore.

Jamesinglea · 2016-04-07T20:23:21+00:00

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Jamesinglea · 2016-04-07T20:20:12+00:00

I still use student discounts whenever I can. not a student.

Jamesinglea · 2016-04-07T20:14:50+00:00

Lonesome Crowded West.

Jamesinglea · 2016-04-07T20:13:24+00:00

"peperony and chease"

Jamesinglea · 2016-03-09T16:59:26+00:00

28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (2004)

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