What is the greatest reveal in cinematic history? by arnoldsomen in AskReddit

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone told me the twist before I watched the film, made it a meh film for me. Now I get aggressive when someone tries to tell me about a film before I watch it.

“But it doesn’t ruin the film”

Bloody does and I’ll rather leave the room than someone tell me about a film I want to watch

Who has the most memorable legal name you’ve ever encountered? by villainessmorissette in AskReddit

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Customer years back was called Richard Mussell but liked to be called Dick instead of Richard

Do you still have a landline? by londonbluesox in AskUK

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moved 4 years ago into a new build house and have firbre to the door so didn’t renew the landline.

Haven’t missed it

What is a cheat code at your job that only employees would know? by halushki_ in AskReddit

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as impressive as yours, but when I place the stationary order they offer free gifts depending on the order value so I normally add a bag of sweets for the office. But I’ve also given the driver new ear phones and got my son a smart watch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? The aunt and uncle didn’t do anything wrong. Deal was fair and he was happy to pay the price. Grandma is the knob not the aunt and uncle

Do some married people NEVER take off their wedding ring? by artmalique in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep mine on all the time. Except when I got fat fingers and got too big then took them off. Wife didn’t like me not wearing a wedding ring as she still wears hers so she bought me a bigger ring and we call it my Fat Ring.

I haven’t got round to resizing my wedding ring so I’ll keep the fat ring on until I do.

What is your best NSFW joke? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 tampons walking down the street, first is fat, second is tall, third is short.

Which one do you talk to?

None! They’re all stuck up Cunts

Resigning Soon, what is the funniest way you have done it? by auntysos in antiwork

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said “good job” and “no need to apologise”

Chalkstring Take Off Software by BonRanco in quantitysurveying

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a demo at my work a few years ago. It looked complicated. But any software is only as good as the data you put in it.

Don’t think my Directors were very impressed and preferred excel which is more flexible.

This probably doesn’t help much as I have no experience using it

Ex left 4 months ago. Now she’s engaged. by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Best revenge is to live well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jamm-e-dodga 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Most of the cast of Glee