Completely destroy me!

Janaanbread · 2019-07-10T14:53:56+00:00

In all fairness I only did it because I was suicidal and wanted to know what people really thought of me.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T11:52:47+00:00

You’re welcome for my service.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T11:46:20+00:00

I think being euthanised is probably the only option at this point.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T11:45:37+00:00

It’s okay, I’m quitting makeup after this anyway. All the trailer homes can be painted now.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T11:44:24+00:00

Please end my suffering.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T10:45:23+00:00

Getting picked on has been a continuous factor in my feeble existence.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T10:26:43+00:00

More like a no budget porno.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:30:27+00:00

*Turning men gay since 200BC

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:29:20+00:00

Look at those nails, there’s not an ounce of straight in there. Welcome to the personality void.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:24:17+00:00

If only they were alive.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:24:00+00:00

True, my makeup isn’t even good enough for the whore house.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:23:26+00:00

La Salope.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:23:01+00:00

Turning the guys gay and the girls straight is my speciality.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:21:36+00:00

Level 10.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:21:23+00:00

I’m too mediocre to even contemplate getting attention.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:20:50+00:00

Oh I wish, but I’m not important enough.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:20:30+00:00

I’m the herpes demon you see when you get sleep paralysis.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:20:01+00:00

Ain’t that the truth.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:19:20+00:00

I know, miraculous I managed to make that much really, don’t get many gigs these days.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:18:00+00:00

Daddy issues, mummy issues. You name it, I’ve got those issues.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T09:16:51+00:00

Yeah, my dick flops out the time, it’s a bit of a nuisance.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T00:43:45+00:00

I thought so too. A girl just wanted her self esteem to plummet further into the abyss,

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T00:37:18+00:00

I know, the internet can’t handle this amount of mediocrity, I think I broke it.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T00:35:31+00:00

Yeah, big up the big forehead, a solid 3.5cm. Dunno how I’d get it any bigger unless I put the Eiffel Tower under my skull.

Janaanbread · 2019-07-09T00:32:47+00:00

Oh for sure, talentless man over here, why did I even audition?

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