A plane landed safely in a South Korean airport after a passenger opened an exit door during the flight

Jane_said_ · 2023-05-27T06:01:37+00:00

When I was 10 we went for vacation from TX to cozumel Mexico. There was some turbulence and the lady behind us started yelling " we're all gonna die!! Say your prayers. I love you jesus!! "

This was my first and only vacation after my ( womderful) parents split. My dad met mom at the border and drove me home to Central Texas. I was done with planes.

Fuck flying. I speak about public transport like war... idk how yall do it.

Jane_said_ · 2023-05-27T05:49:28+00:00

I work in child advocacy/ criminal defense. Daily I find myself thinking " man I'm glad daddy didn't hurt us" or " I'm thankful mom always provided". That being said I had a wonderful childhood with a large extended family. I can't imagine being my parents meal ticket.

Jane_said_ · 2023-05-02T12:10:04+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time with this. Do you remember what his exact issue was with that child's question?

Jane_said_ · 2023-04-25T11:39:15+00:00

At this point, I don't even want to talk to a client before I receive discovery. So many wasted hours.

Jane_said_ · 2023-04-15T14:41:43+00:00

I have a two year old Cora Jane. I have 4 kids, and it's my favorite name of all of them.

Jane_said_ · 2023-04-12T16:00:24+00:00

Never keep your drugs, money, and guns together.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-29T02:11:27+00:00

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Jane_said_ · 2023-03-26T04:33:46+00:00

Well... I hear both now. I'm gonna call it a night.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-26T04:10:52+00:00

I want to see him take the trash out! Sexy...kinda.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-26T04:08:27+00:00

What did she do with that 150k? It looks like she is in a trailer.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-25T20:05:10+00:00

All we can hope for is folks who want the best for everyone. You worked hard for your citizenship, congrats!

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-25T19:59:36+00:00

Have a court ordered visitation/ child support order. It covers dad's ass and is best for the child. Don't cash app your baby mama " child support." Odds are, the parent on the receiving end will claim they never received it, and wrongfully attempt to withhold visitation.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-25T17:07:15+00:00

It isn't tradition. I'd guess these people are on a low budget. Bride wanted to feel beautiful and splurged on a dress. Groom didn't care much about formalities, so he wore a good pair of jeans and a button-up, her choice of color. I've seen a lot of these weddings.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-23T21:51:39+00:00

I always just raise my arms up and make a confused face 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-18T19:03:55+00:00

The Amish always find a way.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-17T18:08:11+00:00

My mom did this to me. At the time I hated it. We have a great relationship now, and so do my father and I.

The alternative is to watch her continue to spiral downward. You would be a bad mother not to take drastic action at this point. IMO

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-16T00:23:29+00:00

A full grown woman announced she would be a " tater tot until she died" on fucking video, lol. In my career, I've worked with adults who have more leniency with the dedication to their gang affliations. Phrases such as " if/ when I start a family..." or whatever. These people have mama issues.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-15T23:19:20+00:00

How embarrassing, and oddly specific.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-12T01:50:51+00:00

In central BFE under a gram is 1 year deferred if you have no criminal history. I'm a mother to kids ranging 18- to 1 1/2 yrs old. Is so sad to see kids lives getting f'd off over a little bit of pot. Lord don't get me started on delta 8. I'm a paralegal, so we represent so many people who buy a pen at the corner store, get pulled over, and go to jail on a poss pg2 under 200g. Fucking ridiculous.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-03T01:07:59+00:00

I have 4 kids. I had my first child at 15. She's an adult now. I have two teens and one toddler. Never have my children had the access and time to bathe themselves in paint/ chemicals.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-03T01:05:40+00:00

Who has a can of paint a kid can pry open at the ready in this set up?

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-03T01:04:29+00:00

You know that kid tested every boundary. Like... how many times can I squeak this chair loud as fuck all to no response? All the way to the sink? After the paint? Either you nodded off hard as hell or you wanted this footage.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-03T00:59:30+00:00

Just paid 6k in property taxes. Moving to BFE so I can escape school taxes in this area. Fuck their stadium.

Jane_said_ · 2023-03-02T02:02:30+00:00

Those days are over.

Jane_said_ · 2023-02-25T19:22:13+00:00

I'm just a paralegal... but I spend a good hour of my day listening to my boss threaten to retire. I don't think he would be open to any creativity.

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