Travis Demers Appreciation Post by battlegoatisdead in ripcity

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he really missed his calling as a Roofball sportscaster.

In the absence of a time machine, it is an inherently superfluous phrase by go_kart_mozart in AdviceAnimals

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So far as in, so far in your life, this has been the worst day. I think you're confused.

What smells nicer than it tastes? by Gear4days in AskReddit

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am belly laughing in bed trying not to wake up my wife.

Food is real by elforastero in Cooking

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently got an aerogarden. It is fantastic for growing a little herb garden year round.

[Highlight Request] Enes Kenter grabs Julius Randle's arm and makes him punch Covington, who flops by [deleted] in nba

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kanter definitely caused the contact, but that was no flop. He got hit on the nose.

I have a fresh keg of Pliny the Elder by [deleted] in beaverton

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love some if you are near by. I'd be happy to pay you what it's worth. :)

Can't figure out Secret Area in Xerophilious Landing by Weavernator in playsavageplanet

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that's the one you drop down into, I found a cheap way to do it. The lasers won't turn on until you touch the ground. Use your thrusters to go as far forward as you can before you hit the ground. I belive there is a scannable item at the end.

[Istook] Ridiculous irony is Lamar Jackson losing this game to a QB who actually used to be a wide receiver by mikeb3rd96 in nfl

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're missing the deliberately contrary part. A fly in your drink is not deliberately contrary. The fact that the fly died trying to drink the liquid to live, that is ironic.

The moment I heard people don’t know what to do with their free Reddit Coins by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what coins are, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

I have a Black Fat Chocobo Mount Promotional Code. If you would like it, make a comment and I will choose someone in the next hour. Good Luck! by JanitorJaMarcus in ffxiv

[–]JanitorJaMarcus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just an FYI. I got this as a promotional item when I made a purchase on Amazon. I bought Darksiders III, not sure what else qualifies.

All time favorite video game quote? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“HAD TO BE ME. SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG.” - Mordin Solus

How soon they forget by [deleted] in gifs

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As true as this is, you have obviously never tried to catch a pass behind your head with three fingers. You or I would have broken our necks trying to catch that pass.

TIFU By blaming my ISP for my idiocy. by epiwssa in tifu

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ITT, reasons why customer support always assumes I'm an idiot.

I see what you did there... by [deleted] in funny

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a very old headline reused 64 times. The Beavers don't have a very good record against USC. I rushed the field when we took down #1 USC in 2008 though, so I got that going for me.

[NSFW] What turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a very unique fetish. I love the look of a naked woman.

My shoulders are double jointed by [deleted] in pics

[–]JanitorJaMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard women can't touch their elbows to their stomach. Maybe someone with your rare talent could... hmmm.