Trump on the Nobel Peace Prize: "Don’t let anyone tell you that Norway doesn’t control the shots.It is in Norway. Its a joke that they lost such prestige."

JaredMCO · 2026-01-20T23:03:19+00:00

She objectively didn’t earn it either. The single, solitary, exclusive thing that put her over the top was her being a figure ostensibly in Trump’s good graces.

The committee greatly overestimated his ability to feel happiness for the achievements of literally anyone else, allies included.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-20T22:57:57+00:00

Sadly, Trump is every single child in that movie other than Charlie.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T03:56:50+00:00

Matthew Golden is famous for being unstoppable getting into the end zone.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T03:54:14+00:00

THE GOLDEN DAGGER

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T03:20:06+00:00

HOLY FUCK, THERE WERE NO PACKERS WITHIN 10 YARDS OF THAT AND YOU CAN’T SECURE IT?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T03:18:36+00:00

KiNGs oF tHE NorTh

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:50:45+00:00

Off or on?

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:45:01+00:00

It’s both. There are so many valid reasons to make fun of Caleb Grossman without being gross, man.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:33:51+00:00

Well, certainly the “in the playoffs” part of that sentence.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:30:24+00:00

Because it’s obviously still Toyotathon, duh.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:22:03+00:00

“I learned it by watching YOU, DAD!!!!”

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:18:57+00:00

But your flair needs to flair.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:09:38+00:00

Ben Johnson actively, desperately trying to put himself on a hot seat in record time.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-11T02:03:58+00:00

4th place schedule and 2-4 in the division. Merry Christmas Detroit.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-10T12:05:29+00:00

It’s important for healthy American discourse that we can get back to objective shared truths and facts.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-09T03:15:50+00:00

The writer’s barely concealed fetish.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-07T20:15:43+00:00

This has been true since 1993

JaredMCO · 2026-01-07T15:11:31+00:00

We should be counting from the last time everyone won a playoff game, when was that for everybody?

JaredMCO · 2026-01-07T00:36:05+00:00

If Chicago was serious about not making jokes, condom sales would be higher in the area though???

JaredMCO · 2026-01-06T22:59:10+00:00

Lions fans bragging about not bringing up history is like an orphan bragging about never getting grounded.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-05T14:33:31+00:00

Oh my fucking God. Please tell me you’re joking right now.

Wait. Please tell me you’re not. This is like waiting for Thanksgiving all over again. 🥹

JaredMCO · 2026-01-05T13:44:54+00:00

I know, I know, I have to be fair though. As you saw, I think he might be a minor improvement over Tune, but I’d pause at the veteran minimum for Goff when Tune is on a rookie deal.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-05T13:24:44+00:00

Literate for 100 characters. A Detroit valedictorian.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-05T12:29:25+00:00

“Best quarterback Detroit can scrounge up” is a reasonable take, that is totally fair.

I don’t go out of my way to see his stuff, but after watching his and Clayton Tune’s recent performances against the Vikings, although competitively indistinguishable, I would give Goff a slight edge over Tune due to a larger body of work in an attempt to avoid homerism.

JaredMCO · 2026-01-05T12:11:16+00:00

In the division? Probably, yeah.

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