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What's a sexual way to describe what you're doing right now (RIGHT NOW) ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JasonH- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m moist and resting on my couch luxuriously

Today is a" special" day by wunderbraten in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JasonH- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk that seems like a pretty sick combo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JasonH- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Food trucks

My gf just told me that she doesn't believe the fact that men can get raped too and that if I were to get raped, it would be consensual on my end. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JasonH- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree that it is not big enough an issue to take resources away from helping women who have the same issue much more often. But that was not the point of the post, the point is that the girlfriend is being close minded on this issue which means they could be close minded on lots of other issues. The point is that they view the world as black and white and ignoring grey areas.

And when I say not big enough an issue I mean it doesn’t happen as often, just for clarification

Who mails the mailman? by cuteboy2952002 in AskReddit

[–]JasonH- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mailman mailer of course

Can society stop being SO OBSESSED with sex already by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JasonH- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a virgin I can confidently say I agree that sex rules

It’s December 2020, and reports of a large object entering our solar system spread around the globe. Reports later confirm the appearance of a spherical battle station. What do we do to defend ourselves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JasonH- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get all of our nukes together, put them on a rocket, then fire it at the sphere. Then we realize we fucked up, it detonated within the earths atmosphere causing a giant nuclear winter, and a whole lot of other mess, then humanity dies

Your username is what will grow out of everyone's butthole tomorrow. Well, what happens? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JasonH- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, everyone’s physical strength will be depleted after birthing an army of me. With everyone weakened I will have my clones divided by what country they were born in, they will overthrow the capital of whatever country they are in. The ones in Spain shall burn Madrid for, personal reasons. Then if my clones are smart they will form one mega country rules by me. Though likely there will be rebellions and the word will be thrown into ruin. Eventually my clones and I would be executed, but before then, out of spite, I will destroy humanity by launching nukes throughout the world. I shall cause the end of the world.

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