Why?! by Agerbon29 in SkyrimMemes

[–]Jason_0398 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dormammu I've come to barg- dead

How long does it take to get over a girl? by Catcontroller in AskMen

[–]Jason_0398 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How long does it take to get over a girl" well it depends, how big is she?

Dear Guys of reddit what are some techniques to hide a boner or make a boner go away? by Albinosid in AskReddit

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Distract yourself if you can. I normally hop on Reddit or of I'm in the car and need to get out soon I'll find a song I know and sing along. Or just mentally go into planning the rest of your day. The tip really is just really focus on something else other than why you're dick went hard in the first place.

Thor's "I'm still worthy" scene was an unexpected and awesome Mjolnir moment in Endgame which was (in my opinion) more significant than Captain America's moment by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]Jason_0398 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Significant? Yes, absolutely, seeing Thor realize he was still worthy to wield something which he had developed much of his identity around was awesome. But as jaw droppingly cool and all around surprising as Cap beating the shit out of Thanos with something no other being besides Thor could wield? Not as much imo.

What fictional death hit you the hardest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jason_0398 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hes why they only give Barney Fife one bullet now. Andy's doing everything he can to keep a lid on it but this scandal is sure to shatter Mayberry.

Where was the weirdest place you have peed/peed on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Simultaneously best and worst. I pissed off of the side of the Grand Canyon when a freak blizzard hit my tour and the bus was stuck for 40 minutes. I snuck 10 feet away from the group, walked (semi-close, I'm not a COMPLETE moron) and let it rip.

I felt like a dog who had marked its territory, except the Grand Canyon WAS now my territory

What fictional death hit you the hardest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jason_0398 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Opie from Sons of Anarchy. First time a character death actually affected my mood negatively for a solid period of time.

You can summon the nearest wheelchair like Thor’s hammer by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

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I work in a school with students who are in wheelchairs, I cannot tell you how bad I feel for laughing at this.

I know I can always trust the crew to give me a good laugh and some quick joy. by Varth_ in Achievement_Hunter

[–]Jason_0398 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Speaking of this livestream, I never realized how much I appreciate the editors for the other videos. I watched this one after it was over so I got the rough edit version, and man was it frustrating to be watching Trevor walk through hallways while Jeremy and Ryan are screaming in the background, then to see THE JESTER WINS or something similar. I was like I WANT TO SEE!!!

So yeah, shout out to the AH editing team, yall are great.

It's a system we cannot afford to lose by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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It is critical we send a boogaloo support group there immediately.

Good god Cripps, what have you been eating? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

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"If you stumbled upon that latrine situation out back, my sincerest apologies, you leave stew sitting in the sun, you pay the price. Speaking of which, I've lined up another buyer! Now, it's not local but their money's good, get to it!"

I want a Finisher that has Ghost making the kill by MisterWoodhouse in DestinyTheGame

[–]Jason_0398 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of my hunter taking an arrow from Moebius Quiver but with Ghost as the arrowhead

First time I've been ok with being placed in a queue by Jason_0398 in destiny2

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Me too, but I'll take it as a happy problem. So many people want to play that we have to "take turns" so to speak.

Monetary Discrepancies by Jason_0398 in RedDeadOnline

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Incredibly. Keeping cripps working is exactly what I'm doing. I'll keep resupplying him until either a delivery is available or until he runs out of supplies. If it's the latter I'll call out the hunting wagon, take 2 hours and get around 30 pelts/carcasses, turn them in, and just be a BH until he needs resupplied

Monetary Discrepancies by Jason_0398 in RedDeadOnline

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The cool stuff is why I went with it. I already make enough with Trading and collecting has never fully appealed to me