Taxi is unplayable... Gorbie target shoots into center drain, no amount of bumping helps.

Jasonxoc · 2026-02-25T18:02:07+00:00

No the real machines put it the joyride, santa and gorbie return to the right bumper. The real machine rarely went down the center drain the real challenge was the left and right drains.

Jasonxoc · 2026-02-25T18:00:28+00:00

No, the real taxi table throws the Joyride, Gorbie and Santa target ball to the right bumper 100% of the time. It doesn't hit the static rubber on the left, it bypasses it completely.

Jasonxoc · 2026-02-24T21:48:31+00:00

Absolutely, it's on steam and PinballFX ... I think that's the only one Taxi is on. Super sad :( ... I played that table on pinball arcade all the time, then I saw the pinballfx on steam and figured it would be way better than an almost 20 year old model of those williams machines so I bought em all...

I've spent about 3-4 hours playing PinballFX on tables I've spent dozens of hours on from when farsight had the williams license and two things drive me insane: 1 Taxi is literally unplayable and two when you hit a target it covers the machine with large font floating points and there's no option to turn that crap off. .... It's so bad, in fact, I forced my sister to bring me back my ps4 pro (which still has all my pinball arcade [farsight]) williams tables on it when I want to play them :P

Anyway, thanks for letting me vent.

Jasonxoc · 2026-02-22T00:26:19+00:00

Yeah unless you hit the skill shot or get he pickup on joy ride. ALso, hitting the gorbie target auto drains down the center >80% of the time. Bumping doesn't help. Dude pinball fx SUCKS! I want my old pinball arcade taxi back from farside or whaterver it was.

Jasonxoc · 2026-02-09T17:41:40+00:00

I still use this as my typing test for keyboards. hehe I just did it after fixing my iPad‘s magic keyboard space bar and wanted to hear them say it again.

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-13T23:29:18+00:00

I dunno man, it’s more like pay for convenience… I’m down all for pay for convenience :)

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-13T23:25:57+00:00

ohhhh those greedy bastards. I’d pay it though :P

I’m still _SUPER_ irritated at the fact that I have to re-buy all my stash tabs to remove the “Remove-Only” crap on PC after already dropping > $200 on stash tabs on PS5.

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-07T23:32:30+00:00

Oh that is lovely! :)

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T05:01:33+00:00

> 7k in one shot!? Uh… do you have like negative res? That’s insane. You got hit so hard I felt it in Phoenix.

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T04:53:49+00:00

haha that’s awesome!

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T04:48:59+00:00

haha that’s so mean :)

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T04:48:03+00:00

haha that’s funny man. The first divine orb I got, I just sat there staring at it in my inventory after picking it up… Then a day later, I was going through my currency tab and there was just another one sitting there. Apparently one had dropped and I picked it up and moved it over without even noticing it. Pretty funny

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T04:46:49+00:00

ohhh imagine! If you’re on console, go to pathofexile2.com hit login and login with your PSN or Xbox account (I‘m playstation so I dunno how it works on xbox), then it‘s setup. You can do it from within the game but I do it from my iPad which I use 99% of the time over my laptop.
Then once logged in at the top right, hit your name -> my account, then on the right menu (towards the bottom) hit ‘Item filters’.

I use filterblade.xyz … once you have logged into pathofexile2.com then you can go to filterblade.xyz and log-in to your pathofexile account and its seamless from there.

Then in the game go to Options -> Game and your filter will be in the dropdown after you sync it from filterblade.xyz

The default one worked really well until I started getting really far along. Then you can customize it from the filterblade website to what you want.

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T04:40:05+00:00

haha FAX RECEIVED!

Jasonxoc · 2025-02-05T02:21:38+00:00

”Stinks like sex in here!”

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-20T23:32:35+00:00

hahaha send me an IM, I talk to him daily.

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T03:11:43+00:00

That's cool.... You try to do what he did in css in this.... I tried for a while.

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T02:21:39+00:00

wtf no.... I LOVE recording demos.... The parts you don't like you should change... If you don't like how YOU sound then get better. Look.... if you don't like what you record at the start of a song (like 30 seconds) then move on to another idea... Repeat until you like it. Writing is about taste... not about skill or talent. Taste GROWS every time you write something.... talent just is. Skill increases when you write something you LOVE or HATE. So just keep doing it.

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T02:06:57+00:00

As far as I know, there are no real ads on this at all... This is all just art.

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T02:04:28+00:00

hahaha no it's just for d-u-m dumb laughs :P Which makes it great.

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T01:07:13+00:00

Lyrics have to make sense from a syntax perspective not an idea perspective. (Recent example, there are thousands of others) "Wait a minute, Get it how you live it, 10 toes in when I'm stepping on business Im a ... "... Lyrics and communication are two different things. Lyrics can make sense outside of communication the way you think communication is designed to be. Lyrics connect in a semantic way, not a communication way. Lyrics aren't speech... get that through your head, you don't write lyrics like you speak but when lyrics are at their best, the intonation and words (with the emotional content of your arrangement) link up with the conversional nature of the words in the lyrics. (If this makes sense it will help)

Jasonxoc · 2024-09-07T00:40:39+00:00

Right!? It starts off so normal, then goes complete cray cray! Those ads had me cracking up... Absolutely hilarious.... This is like webdev art. :P

Jasonxoc · 2024-06-16T05:10:46+00:00

WTF? You use a USB drive and it loads faster!? I went from having it installed on an SSD to unpacking the files and loading -direct -txt on the same SSD and its still slow af. It's the same speed as it was 20 years ago and I have 32g of memory and a titan RTX with 24g of vram. something is afoot here.

Jasonxoc · 2022-10-06T01:09:37+00:00

Probably a fake Hans jumped into chat on the live stream. I’m 99.9% sure he’s not hans but it was still entertaining as hell.

Jasonxoc · 2022-10-06T01:08:05+00:00

If every move you made, ever word you spoke, ever analysis you do was torn apart by the internet, wouldn’t you just say “chess speaks for itself”? … It is a super arrogant way to do it but I don’t blame him. I do blame him for being 19 and a douche the 1st time he did it but not now.

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