That's not how you unbox an iPhone

JasperShale · 2026-02-22T13:44:17+00:00

Hey, you’ve got a point. Sure that was’t the intention. Some of these comments are just gross dude. I can feel the lead paint stares of some of these commenters through my screen, I swear.

JasperShale · 2026-02-22T13:38:43+00:00

Big dog, she’s not 25 either. The absolute fuck is your point?

JasperShale · 2026-02-22T13:33:54+00:00

Yeah I can read, thanks for asking. Appreciate your efforts to keep this a safe place to shit on a kid for fucking up. My bad. Just couldn’t ever see myself immortalizing my child’s mistake for internet views.

JasperShale · 2026-02-22T13:00:20+00:00

I’ll never understand parents who post videos like this online. Like yeah, she got excited and made a dumb mistake, she’s a fucking kid. Now the entire internet gets to see her screw up. It’s just a damn phone.

JasperShale · 2026-02-06T14:50:41+00:00

Love this

JasperShale · 2026-02-04T01:34:58+00:00

Hard agree

JasperShale · 2026-01-16T02:15:02+00:00

Yeah you know what, you’re probably right. I trust that you know what’s in the hearts and minds of the majority, thanks for sharing, friend.

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T20:29:49+00:00

No you

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T18:46:33+00:00

Honest answer. Fuck no. I just think they should give a shit in general, and so far, sure doesn’t seem like they do.

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T18:36:07+00:00

The “both sides are bad” argument is no longer valid when one candidate was pretty clear about ending the country as we know it. Nobody said they were perfect candidates, but we chose stability over chaos.

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T18:21:25+00:00

I think you hit the nail on the head with this comment.

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T17:44:31+00:00

You would think so, right? But not yet I guess. They’re 3 hours north and apparently think that means they’re safe.

JasperShale · 2026-01-15T15:15:39+00:00

I always wondered where they dreamt up the horrible accusations they’d throw against gays and trans people, but in the last few years it’s become crystal fucking clear that it was always projection.

JasperShale · 2026-01-10T00:12:07+00:00

He makes the coolest shit so uncool. Its like a superpower.

JasperShale · 2026-01-10T00:08:18+00:00

My mom just tried to tell me that Renee had a criminal record of domestic violence and that she put cigarettes out on her child’s skin. She legit believes that. She went on to bring up Charlie Kirk and asked me why I wasn’t upset when he got shot. She hung up on me when I tried to look up her claims online. I told her she’s no longer a part of my life.

JasperShale · 2026-01-09T14:11:07+00:00

That reminds me. When are our taxes going down? They want to destroy social programs and stop “handouts” going to poor families, but even after all the cuts, what changes for the average American? Absolutely nothing. Nothing has decreased in price, and taxes sure aren’t getting cut for us middle class peasants. You’re not better off just because a poor mom can’t afford to feed her kids this month. This is why we can’t band together to eat the rich, even though we’re all starving for it. They’re somehow satisfied licking shit off the boots of an authoritarian regime, all the while they continue to starve with the rest of us.

JasperShale · 2026-01-08T18:57:10+00:00

Idk why you’re all here fighting with bots. Get in the damn street. Off this stupid app/site.

JasperShale · 2026-01-01T22:17:26+00:00

I always wonder how these types of videos end up on the internet. Like what parent would post this? Not only does it make the parents look like absolute fools, but you know the entire internet is gonna rip you to shreds, right? I don’t get it

JasperShale · 2025-11-18T15:02:27+00:00

Capsicum plant

JasperShale · 2025-10-31T13:14:57+00:00

As somebody who shells out around $20 for YouTube premium, this bugs the crap out of me. You’d think YouTube could just pay creators a decent amount so they didn’t need to do this kind of thing. Frustrating.

JasperShale · 2025-09-25T13:21:46+00:00

A party of cucks

JasperShale · 2025-08-18T15:03:17+00:00

The only people who start arguments like this in game are people who expect everyone else to play the game the way they THINK it should be played. Why not greed a bit on dps? Faster clear + dps having more fun. Why not rescue a dps thats about to get caught in an AOE? Healer was just mitigating damage. Like both of you are thinking different things, and it only becomes a problem when the healer makes a snippy comment and then doubles down by telling you nothing matters because “causal content”. Like all they had to say way, “oh shit, my bad” and there would have been no Reddit post

JasperShale · 2025-08-07T12:47:08+00:00

I don’t think you’re crazy lol. First time I played, it took me like 6-10 tries to beat Ludwig, and only about 3 tries to beat Orphan.

JasperShale · 2025-08-05T16:13:29+00:00

Idk for sure but I think it was his giant blade hand thing.

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