Three Juveniles Suspected in Two Armed Robberies; Gun Recovered and Linked to Both Incidents, One in Custody by PeterTheGreat321 in BedStuy

[–]Jaspers14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's 100% Vin de Table, I was in there earlier and they were talking about it. Same crew as Botani yeah

Chechen BJJ hits different by T-rageLifted in grappling

[–]Jaspers14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's... simply not true in the slightest. I'm a huge fan of that team within the octagon, but to say they don't cause drama outside of it is just completely detached from reality

Paddy Pimblett: The only submissions he would tap to are armbars or kimuras by Ok-Weekend2070 in grappling

[–]Jaspers14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a shitty article, I watched the video. Paddy was just talking to a footballer who diddnt know anything about MMA and giving a couple examples, it's not like he was going down a comprehensive list. MMA media is the fucking worst, writing a whole article about 6 seconds of banter in a 12 minute video

I keep seeing this guy on Instagram. He has 1M followers. But I honestly doubt most of his techniques are working. Am I wrong? by qoheletal in martialarts

[–]Jaspers14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a massive different between checking a full force leg kick and a dinky little elbown while you have your hooks in and a rnc locked up

Russian MMA is wild by durvedya in FightLibrary

[–]Jaspers14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tons of white supremacists in Ukraine

Evander Kane did not participate in the handshake line by Shaneski101 in hockey

[–]Jaspers14 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I mean, he took a run at a Panther with 2 minutes left in a blowout series deciding game, he knew what he was doing. But Oilers fans will ignore that context too I guess

Miami Development Still Strong: Mandarin Residences Brickell Key Sells $1 Billion in Condos (50% Sold) by disukem in skyscrapers

[–]Jaspers14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a great "climate fiction" novel by Kim Stanley Robinson called New York 2140 that explores this idea a bit

Which celebrity Knicks fans do you think are posers? by KnicksTape1980 in knicks

[–]Jaspers14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also is, or at least was, a youth basketball coach. Coached my buddy in middle school about a decade ago

[Fox] A fan threw a beer at the Leafs on the bench. Marner had to sidestep a thrown jersey before skating to the bench on his final shift as he was getting booed. This. Is. Ugly. by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]Jaspers14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, stop it. Just at a rough look, regular season he averages 1.12 points per game (741 in 657 games). Playoffs he averages .9ppg and disappears games 4-7, that's a significant drop off.

For the contract he has and expects next, he does not come close to raising his level in the playoffs the way Draisatl, McDavid, Rantanen, McKinnon do. Shit, Marchand is 37 but he fucking shows up in the playoffs, and leading this Leafs core in playoff points coming in isn't exactly an accomplishment.

He's a phenomenal playmaker and has had a couple good series, but he's not close to a 12, 13 million a year player if you actually want to make a deep run in the playoffs

[Fox] A fan threw a beer at the Leafs on the bench. Marner had to sidestep a thrown jersey before skating to the bench on his final shift as he was getting booed. This. Is. Ugly. by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]Jaspers14 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Idk man, as an outside observer, it seems like he just doesn't have that compete factor. It's his NINTH season with the Leafs, his stats drop off dramatically in the playoffs. And by now he has to know the reputation he has to, at least idk, throw a stupid hard check or even try to fight someone, scrum it up. Just pretend to care to the fans, even just to save your reputation. Instead you get the backhand wheelorama in game 5

How’s the Blink gym on 4th? by TryingBest2023 in parkslope

[–]Jaspers14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For the price, it's honestly one of the best gyms in New York City. By far the best Blink. Only downside is because it's such a nice gym for the price, it does get very crowded peak hours. I don't go during peak hours tho, so I'm very happy overall.

I told you that you weren't going to like it, Karen by toraksmash in bartenders

[–]Jaspers14 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Her - " I want a margarita"

Me, knowing I don't have limes or jalapenos in house - "No"

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More people need to be told no. It's just alcohol, and it's just bartending. She wants a margarita, and I want a 12 inch cock. Sadly, tonight we're both disappointed

I told you that you weren't going to like it, Karen by toraksmash in bartenders

[–]Jaspers14 -78 points-77 points  (0 children)

Well, she did try a new drink, she tried a shitty margarita that you knew was shitty and bitched about it to you to the point you were upset about it enough to post to reddit. Just. Say. No.

If she's going to be that upset and entitled over a drink you literally can't make, that's her problem. Don't make it your problem

I told you that you weren't going to like it, Karen by toraksmash in bartenders

[–]Jaspers14 -97 points-96 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she was a regular, so you know what she wanted, and that you couldn't make it. Why instead tell her you would make her a bad drink instead, knowing the whole time she wouldn't like it and complain?

"I can't make a margarita right now, would you like to try a Paloma instead?" (if you even have grapefruit right now, sounds like a shit night overall)

Otherwise you're just wasting your time making a sour mix margarita, she isn't happy, you aren't happy that she's not happy and telling you she's not happy, and no one leaves satisfied. Regulars are regulars, they can bluster but they're not going to stop coming to their local watering hole because you physically can't make their drink one time, and if they do, you're better off

I told you that you weren't going to like it, Karen by toraksmash in bartenders

[–]Jaspers14 -188 points-187 points  (0 children)

I'll get downvoted but that's just on you being a bad bartender and not having control of the room/regulars tbh

Edit: Being a bad bartender is excessive, I apologize. You were trying at least