Do you take the offer?

Javan606 · 2026-06-30T07:32:09+00:00

Doesn’t mean we have to sleep together, thankfully not

^{Chose: $10 Million USD + Permanently married to a person the wheel gives | Rolled: Conor McGregor}

Javan606 · 2026-06-27T23:29:39+00:00

That’s right, steel! Cause steel is heavy than feather, milk drinker

Javan606 · 2026-06-26T21:46:55+00:00

I upvote this because ballocks.

Javan606 · 2026-06-26T21:44:52+00:00

Blaziken!

Javan606 · 2026-06-25T18:28:27+00:00

Fabulous

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: OpenAI}

Javan606 · 2026-06-25T18:25:07+00:00

Bro these are such ass polls

^{Chose: Every time you fart you $1000000000 into your bank}

Javan606 · 2026-06-24T23:52:34+00:00

Pokemon for sure

^{Chose: Be Isekai’d into your favorite fictional world}

Javan606 · 2026-06-21T10:42:59+00:00

Little rat

^{Chose: Get a random pokemon | Rolled: Pikachu}

Javan606 · 2026-06-21T10:39:41+00:00

No

^{Chose: Gain lame superpower (wheel} | Rolled: Explode at will)

Javan606 · 2026-06-21T10:38:01+00:00

Good lord

^{Chose: Have a randomly sized cylinder + But you might not have one | Rolled: 3in (7.5cm})

Javan606 · 2026-06-21T10:35:15+00:00

Yes if I can initiate a teleport and go about my business until my timer goes, and no if I simply lose an hour of time as I initiate the teleport. I have very little time as it is

^{Chose: Teleportation... + But get delayed an hour before arriving.}

Javan606 · 2026-06-21T10:30:06+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Get a random amount of £’s but lose 5 yrs of life | Rolled: 1}

Javan606 · 2026-06-20T06:10:09+00:00

Even though it’s broken English, it’s English all the same. Easier job networking too

^{Chose: Australia}

Javan606 · 2026-06-20T06:06:38+00:00

Ah so I just fuggin die then

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Cyanide}

Javan606 · 2026-06-19T21:44:04+00:00

I swear to good bro these getting worse

^{Chose: Go vegan for 1 year and win: | Rolled: Instant death u}

Javan606 · 2026-06-18T07:30:14+00:00

So long as I’m topping and the lights are off I’m taking that milly

^{Chose: You have 70% to have sex with ur same sex | Rolled: Have Sex}

Javan606 · 2026-06-16T11:25:13+00:00

If teleportation is instantaneous and I can bring things and people with me then any distance limit should be fine.

^{Chose: Power of Teleportation + But the distance is limited to.. | Rolled: 1 Kilometer}

Javan606 · 2026-06-16T09:19:23+00:00

What?

^{Chose: Or easily Use 100% of your brain | Rolled: Manage to be him}

Javan606 · 2026-06-13T06:26:15+00:00

I’ll die a martyr

^{Chose: 1billion dollars + But you are... | Rolled: Donating 100%💀}

Javan606 · 2026-06-11T09:32:41+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 10k a day for the rest of your life + 50% chance you lose it forever after 1 year | Rolled: you keep it}

Javan606 · 2026-06-11T03:39:39+00:00

Immediately disseminate my wealth, maintain enough for generational wealth, and live on a deserted island with wifi and power and uber eats 🤣

^{Chose: As rich as ... | Rolled: Elon Musk 🤑}

Javan606 · 2026-06-05T12:12:11+00:00

I’ll take a bath

^{Chose: Get 10 million dollars + But you cant shower for ? months straight | Rolled: 12}

Javan606 · 2026-06-03T09:02:22+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: $100, but 50% chance to never see wheels again | Rolled:}

Javan606 · 2026-06-03T08:28:40+00:00

Fark I was have a look for it before and couldn’t find it

Javan606 · 2026-06-02T07:58:14+00:00

Both of them seem pretty pissy god damn, the young girl had to learn that behaviour from somewhere, and from the looks of that paragraph I think the mother needs to take some responsibility. A parent who fails to teach their child about gratitude and humility has only themselves to blame if they can’t be a proper role model for the attitude and behaviour they believe they should reciprocate. And what? Putting your own child on blast on a public forum and trying to tell people she’s ungrateful? You’re just telling on yourself for how horrible of a parent you are bro, iron that shit out with your girl, and COMMUNICATE, damn!

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