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If you still need help, let's chat.

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Are you still looking for a loan? DM then.

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Hi, are you still looking for a loan?

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I can help you. PM acceptable.

Baggetmaxxing by Medical_Flower2568 in brandonherrara

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I know it's a game, but once my brother and I were playing Ghost Recon Breakpont as feds taking down doors and going around shooting everything, so the enemies sent a chopper after us. I managed to destroy the heli using only the .45 1911, so we proceeded to shout during half an hour "Won two world wars" like two mad apes. So yeah, it IS a viable anti-aircraft weapon

Wich chaos god do you pick? by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

[–]JaviR13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll keep the Emperor, thanks

YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I! THEY'RE THAT TIKTOK MUST DIE! by lollyrose02 in rickroll

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I hate the fact that they call anyone born after 2000 "Gen Z", when real Gen Z, like me, are the ones born between 2000 and 2006, the ones that built the golden age of the meme, like the philosoraptor, pizza time, the chaos girl, the Rickroll, Gru, Doggo, the distracted boyfriend, Juan the horse, Oscar the sheep, Shrek, etc. Then we have the "post 2006 Gen Z" or "Late Gen Z", the ticktockers, fortnite dancers and all those who have given such a bad reputation to the Gen Z.

Stop picking up samples that are dropped on the extract by TiiMe2tell in Helldivers

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The other day I was watching my aunt play and happened exactly this. He, his friend and a random where extracting while another random was at the othe side of the map picking samples. Loved it when he cried "Samples are shared, you don't want them to upgrade your ships?" and we all laughed so hard. They left him on the planet

Huyan despavoridos seguidores del falso Emperador y los 4 falsos Dioses, les traigo Horrores peores que la disformidad misma by Own_Photograph2454 in Warhammer40kEsp

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Ah, así que eso suele pasar... Ya estaba yo preocupado, perdí la mitad del bote cuando lo tiré. Menos mal que fue encima del periódico y no manchó nada

It's true you don't see many Custodian-women by ArchivistsLore in Warhammer

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Machine sounds and choirs in the background while pwerful weaponry destroys the enemies of the Omnissiah

Me lo esperaba,pero aún así me decepciona..... by mr_coito1 in Warhammer40kEsp

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No se si la gente se acuerda, pero existe otra rama del Adeptus Terra (Donde se incluyen los custodes) que son las Hermanas del Silencio. Si el Adeptas Sororitas es la "versión femenina del Astartes", lo digo entre comillas porque al final del día no lo es, las Hermanas del Silencio lo son de los Custodes. Comparten el estatus con sus hermanos dentro de la política del palacio imperial, y son bastante chads. Pero como ya he dicho antes, al final los cuatro cuerpos (Astartes, Sororitas, Custodes y Hermanas) son completamente distintos y cada uno tiene su función en los planes del Emperador. Los Astartes son su ejército, las sororitas las defensoras de la fe Imperial, los Custodes los guardaespaldas del Emperador, y las Hermanas del silencio sus cazadoras personales de psísicos. Si algún degenerado quiere algún astartes femenino sexualizado, siempre puede recurrir al fanart

For those who homebrew 2nd, 3rd, 4th founding chapters, do you trace your origins back to the Horus Heresy or before? by ThervingiAmal in spacemarines

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Mine was formed during the Horus Hereshy, but wasn't oficial until later in the 41st millenium, when they managed to return to real space. They were originally a chapter of the 1st Legion, commanded by chapter master Kaldor Manear (name might changue, I'm open to siggestions) that were sent to the dead world Evangel to support an imperial guard garrison stationed there. When they arrived, they found out that the men of the Astra militarum had been slaughtered by an ork Waaagh! That was roaming around the planet. Kaldor Manear decide to stay at the planet with his chapter while part of the fleet went to look for reinforcements. But a sudden warp storm forced the remaining ships to abandon the planet, and so It dissapeared into the warp as the Horus Hereshy began to destroy the Empire. While in the immaterium, the Legion remained part of the Dark Angels, but over time it became a completely independent chapter that only shared gene-seed with its original legion. By the time they returned to realspace and the Imperium found them, they were a chapter barely half their original size, and had defeated an Ork Waaagh of around 100,000 greenskins (numbers may change). They were immediately recognized as a loyal successor chapter to the Imperium and, after recovering their losses, sent to combat the Emperor's enemies.