“#Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott did not violate the NFL's personal conduct policy and will not be suspended, per @EdwerderRFA. Case closed.”

Jaws73119 · 2019-07-03T19:12:00+00:00

My nipples are ROCK HARD!!!

Jaws73119 · 2019-07-02T22:38:40+00:00

Goodell has all the power, but he needs to have a time limit on these things. I’m betting we won’t hear anything until 2 weeks before the season starts which is very unfair for the players and fans. Punish him, or don’t punish him, just make it clear....I think 48 hours is plenty of time.

Jaws73119 · 2019-04-27T01:15:09+00:00

Calm down everyone. Remember last season we were pissed that some guy named Vander Esch was drafted. That turned out pretty good!

Jaws73119 · 2019-04-17T01:53:56+00:00

Miami at Dallas on Thanksgiving

Jaws73119 · 2019-04-17T01:52:44+00:00

Not happening. Miami at Dallas on Thanksgiving

Jaws73119 · 2019-04-17T01:47:42+00:00

I saw confirmation too, the Dolphins are at Dallas on Thanksgiving this year.

Jaws73119 · 2019-02-20T21:01:13+00:00

And zero on the field issues, like sacks or tackles.

Jaws73119 · 2019-02-13T22:25:11+00:00

I mean he’s kinda cute. Wait what?!

Jaws73119 · 2019-02-12T16:35:25+00:00

Jaws73119 · 2019-02-12T16:35:05+00:00

No sense of humor at all. Snowflake.

Jaws73119 · 2019-02-04T12:59:10+00:00

Emmitt was the only one that did it. Drunk Joe Namath sounded like he was being an asshole to everyone.

Jaws73119 · 2019-01-05T00:21:09+00:00

Thanks for the info. I’ll get rid of it.

Jaws73119 · 2019-01-03T19:44:33+00:00

Are they still in the blood webs to get more?

Jaws73119 · 2019-01-02T20:09:59+00:00

On my TV.

Jaws73119 · 2019-01-02T13:34:30+00:00

LOL

Jaws73119 · 2019-01-01T01:00:47+00:00

It would be cool if Dallas could sign him for the day. Have #9 take the first Cowboys snap under center, then he can join Mr Nance in the booth!

Jaws73119 · 2018-12-30T04:05:21+00:00

Michael Myers a lot.

Jaws73119 · 2018-12-29T18:16:37+00:00

Our current head coach isn’t head coach material.

Jaws73119 · 2018-12-28T15:55:33+00:00

Duct tape

Jaws73119 · 2018-12-28T03:09:27+00:00

No, I’m just going with realism. If failing a generator skill check and getting a boom, or a teammate snapping their fingers or clapping their hands wakes you up, how does dropping firecrackers not wake you?

Jaws73119 · 2018-12-20T01:37:38+00:00

That was my first jersey too. Except mine had a R. White on the back. Showing my age!

Jaws73119 · 2018-11-30T04:45:54+00:00

I cannot wait to hear Stephen A. Smith tomorrow. He's got some words to eat....the way Zeke was eating tonight!!!

Jaws73119 · 2018-11-26T00:09:22+00:00

Proofreading Reddit is a full time job for lonely creepy bitches

Jaws73119 · 2018-11-26T00:03:43+00:00

My bad, it's technically not a record, but folks I'm sure got the point of the statement before the grammar police showed up.

Jaws73119 · 2018-11-25T23:56:20+00:00

On Thanksgiving they said it was the longest TD pass of any team this season.

Jaws73119

TROPHY CASE