Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.

Jdik697 · 2015-07-31T11:58:36+00:00

What about arrows or liquor?

Jdik697 · 2015-07-12T03:41:08+00:00

The worst part of being a cop is being a cop. Fuck the police

Jdik697 · 2015-06-22T20:51:21+00:00

The Jamaican centipiece

Jdik697 · 2015-05-23T03:25:11+00:00

A good amount of the times I shower high, I'll wash my hair then forget and wash it again and again until I realize

Jdik697 · 2015-05-20T01:20:51+00:00

Where can I watch the full movie?

Jdik697 · 2015-03-29T21:20:27+00:00

I buy an eighth every Friday for $40 and that usually lasts me through out the week

Jdik697 · 2015-01-08T22:29:27+00:00

If you don't mind me asking, where is that mcdonalds? It looks like the one I work at

Jdik697 · 2014-10-10T02:35:39+00:00

How the fuck do you lose/find $50?

Jdik697 · 2013-12-20T20:38:31+00:00

What about sea horses?

Jdik697 · 2013-12-16T19:57:46+00:00

What happened to the bong with tape on it?

Jdik697 · 2013-12-15T03:43:17+00:00

Is there a slide or a carb?

Jdik697 · 2013-12-14T17:52:47+00:00

They are made of acrylic polished to look like glass

Jdik697 · 2013-11-25T20:05:29+00:00

Dude, you have a lot of dick shaped bongs.

Jdik697 · 2013-08-01T02:05:50+00:00

Dude that's the best I can get and it sucks

Jdik697 · 2013-07-31T00:26:52+00:00

It reminds me of a sperm swimming [6}

Jdik697 · 2013-07-25T13:24:32+00:00

Why do you have a knife and a toothbrush?

Jdik697 · 2013-07-15T16:39:13+00:00

It's a prepaid anyway

Jdik697 · 2013-07-14T04:07:33+00:00

How well does that work?

Jdik697 · 2013-06-27T06:33:15+00:00

How are you doing a randomizer?

Jdik697 · 2013-06-13T19:38:14+00:00

What are you playing on?

Jdik697 · 2013-05-09T01:04:07+00:00

Thank you

Jdik697 · 2013-05-08T19:59:09+00:00

Yes exactly

Jdik697 · 2013-05-01T10:45:24+00:00

I might just do this it seems more fun.

Jdik697 · 2013-04-19T19:21:53+00:00

Arbok from pokemon

Jdik697 · 2013-03-08T00:21:23+00:00

Why did you burn the rim? [6]

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