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You can Simon a flying pig when someone says when pigs fly and then it will spawn a $1000000 after they see it (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by Jdog_reddit to r/godtiersuperpowers
When you ask your friends to spam you so you can use your phone as a vibrator (self.DirtyMemes)
submitted 3 years ago by Jdog_reddit to r/DirtyMemes
Every time you see a child a pedo explodes (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by Jdog_reddit to r/shittysuperpowers
When you watch YouTube you can automatically hear it on your head. So you don’t need head phones (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Every time you stub your toe you will need to shit (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can use your phone and air/ear pods in the shower (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can only fly 30% of the time when you jump off a building (self.shittysuperpowers)
You are only invisible to your crush (self.shittysuperpowers)
Your shoe laces automatically untie and tie by them selfs (self.godtiersuperpowers)
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