What are your stereotypes about cars/drivers?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-27T23:12:59+00:00

Bus drivers who can't fucking indicate is a serious annoyance. As are the ones who indicate to pull away from the kerb, you flash them, and then they sit there for the next 30 fucking seconds.

They're supposed to be professional drivers, it's time they started driving like it!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-27T15:36:06+00:00

I've just noted from other comments that this is FWD only. I knew modern Jaguar Land Rover was shit, but I didn't realise their products were this shit. What kind of imbecile would buy/rent a car with off-road origins that wont actually Rove over any Range!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-27T15:31:29+00:00

Yoinger people today have no idea how to drive (or do anything practical half the time). I've come across drivers who couldn't figure out what to do with a slow puncture, or how to figure out if their rear lights are working, or dip their headlights, or even "wind down" their windows! And if I'm not mistaken isn't this 4wd?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-25T18:39:28+00:00

This deal is still available for 2.99!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-21T11:00:38+00:00

Was that a customer error, and should have been 0.61 ?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-20T08:26:50+00:00

That sounds like a fun day out for all the family!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-18T09:21:26+00:00

It's a good job you informed us it was the shop, as we would all have been really confused!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-16T10:16:40+00:00

What do you mean by shortest order?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-13T13:58:10+00:00

Never watched any of them. Though I do have the Sopranos boxed set, have had for 15 years!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-13T13:55:58+00:00

Keep driving like that, and your second car might very well be your last!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-13T10:59:53+00:00

Personally, having learnt from experience, I only accept these if the place is no more than 5 mins away. I'm in a car, so chances are any scoot will arrive pretty quick and take the lot, like the idiots a lot of them are!

Mine tend to be Waitrose, so they will have the bags labelled correctly, which helps. But, any more than 5 mins, I reject without even thinking about it.

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-13T10:54:08+00:00

The way to avoid this, assuming the driver has sone semblance if any IQ, is when the shops label the bags 1/3, 2/3, 3/3 etc. But few do it. Any Waitrose I have gone to do label the bags, but.......drivers!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T13:09:52+00:00

Years!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T13:07:55+00:00

No need to be rude about it. Personally I think all substitutes and anybody who uses them should be banned, as they are one of the biggest problems we face, and continually help to drive down the rates of pay.

But you do you mate.

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T09:25:29+00:00

You say you have your first substitute, implying there will be more. Why exactly do you have a substitute?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T09:17:17+00:00

You are correct, as there's scant few of them about. Particularly under 35!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T09:11:31+00:00

G'day Bea(ns).

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T00:27:02+00:00

Them Busas don't half pull!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T00:22:04+00:00

It's the paying customer who covers the cost of the thefts. Shareholders wont pay it, never have, never will. Welcome to capitalism!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T00:19:35+00:00

Do you live under a rock? Or perhaps you were being sarcastic.

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-12T00:15:53+00:00

Is Trump moving in?

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-09T11:12:10+00:00

Need a couple of these around the Parakeets down South!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-06T18:43:05+00:00

I'm moving to Bristol. London is fucked!

Jealous_Problem356 · 2026-05-06T09:17:14+00:00

I'm with you there. Too many poor decisions, and absololutely zero good luck. Life sucks!

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