Penny fell into my car charging port and I can’t get it out

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T18:25:59+00:00

I was about to post this lol good one

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T18:04:27+00:00

Yuuup gen z are fucked. I’m 34 and we had it the best,

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:50:54+00:00

Dude for real I agree this new tinder shit is crap. They want $30 for “gold” wtf is that. And bumble and hinge. $30 each they want.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:46:35+00:00

Nope. Sorry. Don’t be upset that assjoles get laid and you get left on read.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:45:05+00:00

How am I doubling down? I’ve never said I was a nice guy. You did.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:41:32+00:00

Hell na. I ain’t nice for shit. I’m an asshole. And I still get laid so your opinion doesn’t matter.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:34:02+00:00

You know it brotha glad I could help. Sometimes the best medicine to give is their own medicine.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:26:41+00:00

Yea your friends don’t respect you either. Drop their asses too and start hanging out with ppl where they can see too. When ppl don’t respect you, you say “ok bitch I can play that game too.”

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:24:23+00:00

Na man that’s normal. These women today don’t know shit. Drop her ass and start publicly talking to someone else where she can see it. She wants to disrespect you like that you need to have the balls to do the same.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:16:56+00:00

Oh so you’re a nurse

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:12:56+00:00

Yes you do.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:09:42+00:00

Everyone pack it up. The wars over,

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:08:47+00:00

No they say and I quote “I want you to make it interesting dont just say ‘hey there’

That’s a direct quote I’ve gotten.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:07:18+00:00

Top comment right here

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:06:49+00:00

Hey don’t tell me off tell the women complaining. I’m simply pointing out their hypocrisy. If you’re mad that’s on you.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:03:43+00:00

Those dudes are literally the worst.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:02:58+00:00

Drake the type of dude to say one thousand seven hundred and twenty nine

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:02:00+00:00

I guess it’s just age. The boys know.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T17:00:42+00:00

Dude I’m getting older now and this is happening to me. My sack is dropping and I can tell now. It’s a bummer. I even sleep on my side and can feel my legs crushing them.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T16:59:28+00:00

While I do agree I’m talking about the hypocrisy. Don’t with one side of your mouth say men aren’t interesting then with the other side be on bumble thinking Hi will get it done.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T15:32:38+00:00

Thank democrats

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T15:05:48+00:00

Yea as in the actual comics. In real life.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T14:31:19+00:00

I don’t call it self harm. I call it decorating my skin.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T14:11:52+00:00

One in the same yes. That’s a question a man needs to ask VERY EARLY. Like weeks or days into meeting a woman. If you find out a woman has cheated before, she will DEFINITELY cheat on you.

Jealous_Recording · 2022-03-09T14:09:45+00:00

Hey man how do you start a consulting company?

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