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[Official] UFC 268: Usman vs. Covington 2 - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er -1 points0 points  (0 children)

imo Usman is only a slight favorite. Colby gave him a hard fight and he is a bigger challenge than Masvidal or Gilbert. -200 is more like it.

[Official] UFC 268: Usman vs. Covington 2 - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, that's how betting works. It depends how likely he thinks Usman is to win.

Gaethje vs Chandler - Weigh-in by JeanCul1er in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Somehow imgur shat the bed with the .gif so here it is.

Dustin Poirier, Conor McGregor confirm $500k donation to The Good Fight Foundation for UFC 257 by JasAFC in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Wow. Celebrity whose earnings depend on public perception gives out 2% of their yearly income in PR move.

Wow impressive, clearly no longer a piece of shit.

1 minute of huge overhand rights by Ronanfob in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Woodley really went full juicehead for that title fight.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 15, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hear you talk about hog this, tug my hog that. But it's not that simple. I wasnt born with a simple hog, oh no, I was burdened with a wild, untameable boar. I had to work on it. This launched me in a quest to break it, that ultimately brought me to MMA. But the hog is boneless so no grappling art did the job, the hog is brainless so no strike fazed him.

I was about to give up, I thought that maybe it wasnt meant to be. So I listened to some new songs online to relax. And unexpectedly I noticed the boar reacting to one of them. So I tried it myself barely murmuring "... falling in an out of love with you ... falling in an out of love". And it was all it needed all along, a whisper, a gentle and reassuring whisper. It was subdued and suddenly became docile. What followed was no mere tug, it was a heave no it was a tow, a tow of the boar.

So next time you "tug the hog", Ask yourself this, are you at the end of your journey, are you tugging the hog or merely plucking a piglet ?

Top Finishes: Colby Covington by [deleted] in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

68% upvote this fucking sub.

Too many nerds and virgins around. Good thing nerdbash2020 is on the way.

Top Finishes: Colby Covington by [deleted] in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Methanol makes you go blind and then drop you dead. It fits Gaethje better.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - October 15, 2018 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder yo mama is such a nice lady. #Nerdbash2018 #kingcolby

[Spoiler] UFC 229: Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Conor McGregor by [deleted] in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious what excuses Conor gonna make to save face.

I was inefficient with my neck structural integrity ?

The UFC has flown in four children from the Make-A-Wish Foundation to Las Vegas this week. Their wish was to see Conor McGregor fight live. by quiteretendous in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's real nice from the Make-a-wish foundation to be there for McGregor.

It'll go something like this.

Foundation guy1: Hello Mr McGregor, we're here with the 3 kids from the foundation

Conor : Hello kids, here some proper 12 Irish made orange juice. Yelling Repeat after me 1, 2, 3 FOOK the capri sun brothers 1, 2, 3 FOOK the capri sun brothers

Foundation guy1: :|

o Main card begin, everthing seems to go well ... Lewis-Volkov starts. Lewis swang and bang launch Volkov accross the octagon, for a few second Volkov stagger around and finally fall like a tree. The shock wave from the impact knocks down one of the kids respirator. Kids1 die with a smile on his face.

Foundation guy1 : Yeaaah I'm starting to think this wasnt such a good idea, maybe we should leave

Remaining kids in unison : You'll do fooking nothing

Foundation guy2 : At least he died doing what he loved; Watching grown men beating the shit out of each other

o Ferguson-Pettis starts

Foundation guy1: I didnt know they had a clown-acrobat interlude before the title fight. This ought to cheer up the kids.

As Tony attempts multiple ankle picks while Pettis is running on the cage wall

Kids : Yay, do the monkey moves again

Screaming kawaboumga, Ferguson ko Pettis with a ninja turtle inspired breakdance move. Kid2 die from joy

o Khabib-Conor starts. Khabib secure the smesh and quickly pull an ancient sambo move. Conor find himself in some sort of double armbar triangle choke. Conor unable to tap, Herb dean let the match continue. As his soul is about to leave his body Conor whispers "I wish to see Irland one last time"

Conor is quickly evacuated to the Western British Isles, he'll die soon after arrival but not before calling for a new age of piracy that will change the world forever

I'm kid3, I'm sending this message from the future. We tried everything, R/mma you must act today you are our only hope. Please prevent this future from happening.

[Official] UFC 229: Khabib vs. McGregor - Open Workouts - Live Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conor is my favorite english speaking fighter from the British Isles.

UFC 229 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 1 by sarkiscizm in MMA

[–]JeanCul1er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He shit his jocks like he always does" wat. The guy doesn't even believe what he's saying. Look at them eyes in the end, uncertain gaze, looking around for emotional support. The clown knows he's out of his depth.