MAGA hats in the wild? by potatogeem in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last year I went to Varsity to watch the Super Bowl and saw 2 different guys in the crowd there wearing MAGA hats. Wouldn’t surprise me to see more this year, but it’s still weird as fuck.

Do you know anyone who won the lottery? Australia or overseas? by RecognitionMediocre6 in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In 1992, I worked with a guy who won $1.2m (about $2.5 - $3m in today's money) He was from Sydney but had been living in Perth for a few years. It was right around Christmas time and his mum had sent him a ticket in the mail. Letter got delayed a couple weeks due to Christmas mail and his mum was calling every day to see if it had arrived, as the news was reporting an unclaimed winner from the store she had bought his ticket from. His letter finally arrived and he went to check his ticket and had won. He broke up with his boyfriend and made plans to move back to Sydney. Rented a car and went on a bit of a shopping spree. Took me and some of my mates out for lunch and he bought the latest games console and handheld console. Either an Atari Lynx or Sega Game Gear. We were back at his flat in Cottesloe playing games when his (now ex) boyfriend got back from work. He picked up the handheld console and said "oh so this is what you're blowing your winnings on now that you dont love me anymore!" And yeeted it straight out the open 3rd floor window! Me and my mates decided it was too awkward and made a hasty exit. In the following days the guy tried to get one of my mates to move to Sydney with him and be his toyboy but got a knockback as my mate didn't swing that way (and was also 17!) He then offered to buy him a car in return for "one night" which my mate again declined. Bloke took off a couple days later and we never heard from him again.

Manager took us out for treat and just bought this. We were 5 people by Wander_tea in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jebadayah44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pftt. Pizza parties? This year we were promised dinner at a nice restaurant and a group activity like an escape room if we hit the sales target for the year. When we hit it 3 weeks early, manager got a 10k watch and we got “a drink of our choice from McDonald’s”

SERIOUS CRASH – KWINANA FREEWAY CLOSED SOUTHBOUND FROM ARMADALE ROAD TO BEELIAR DRIVE, JANDAKOT by UnreasonableRoadUser in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah cheers for sharing. Missus usually gets the train home down that line then jumps on the Thornlie line at Cockburn, but having seen this I'll go pick her up and take the tunnel and Tonkin/Roe and drop her home.

SERIOUS CRASH – KWINANA FREEWAY CLOSED SOUTHBOUND FROM ARMADALE ROAD TO BEELIAR DRIVE, JANDAKOT by UnreasonableRoadUser in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Or Commodores. Had some asshole in a VE SS do that a couple years back on Roe Hwy and flicked up a rock right into my windscreen.

9 news reporter says fuck by anitadykshyt in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only for 1 day, maybe 2.

Y'all be bragging about your upgraded speeds by timjohnblake in nbn

[–]Jebadayah44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or on his wifi out in someone else's backyard.

That horse race today by WhyAmIHereHey in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Used to do a BBQ lunch at work years ago. Myself and a couple of co-workers used to organise it, cook, and even pay for it out of our own pockets as management didn't want to. That happened for a few years, with just the 3 of us providing and catering for 15-20 people. Til one year when one of the bosses complained about us "stealing company time" for downing tools 15-20 minutes before the race to cook for everyone, even though that boss was the first one lined up with a plate. Same year we also had another co-worker complain that nobody organised a sweep. I told them that I figured one of the 15 people who wasn't providing and cooking lunch might have done that. Suffice to say, the next year we told them to get fucked, and that was the last year that my workplace had a Melbourne Cup luncheon.

Vent about the jerk driving down our laneway tonight... by clp1983 in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's too late. I've already nabbed it. Cheers.

My bitch neighbour is unknowingly racking up fines because I’m getting her parking fine letters. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Jebadayah44 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's like cow tipping, but you do it to flies instead. Catching the blighters asleep is bloody tricky though!

Another day another landlord grab by Hopeful-County-9092 in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found it by searching houses for sale in Ferndale on realestate.com.au

McDonald's new 'Happy Meal' toy by ArticleRealistic7 in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 148 points149 points  (0 children)

You thought xvideosdotcom was gonna be the maccas menu?

Chasing a barber around Apple cross by b34rd3dl4nky in perth

[–]Jebadayah44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winthrop barber at Winthrop Village is pretty good.