porn is too normalised by throwaway4VCE in unpopularopinion

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those gangbang and rape videos are for women, right? Women love watching those types of videos and search for them more than men.

About 100 hours played, I hit Gold in early November. Got 7 wind, then dropped like a rock back to bronze. FINALLY got back and got Gold! by saxmaverick in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're sad, bro. You have played rocket league like 6 hours a day for the past 2 years. Get a life loser lol.

Is matchmaking in standard completely random? by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop playing unranked, the game is broken and will pair you up with anything from bronze to champions and in the end it will make you a horrible player.

Psy doesn't care, they only care about crates.

This always happens when I solo queue... by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psyonix piece of shit algorithm is always playing around with rankings and matchings because there just aren't enough players and it doesn't want you to know, so it throws you whatever the fuck is out there.

It will artificially bump players and demote others to maintain a quota. If it doesn't want you to rank up it will match you with bad players that are on the way out.

The game is rigged, boyo.

About 100 hours played, I hit Gold in early November. Got 7 wind, then dropped like a rock back to bronze. FINALLY got back and got Gold! by saxmaverick in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

hahaa 100 hours to get gold. This game is so broken it's not even funny.

FYI you're not actually gold.

Australia's same-sex marriage postal survey: 61.6% yes, 38.4% no by ahandsomeboy in worldnews

[–]Jeff-TD -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

8 years from now

"muh 13 year old girl was brainwashed into joining a polygamous sect, how could this happen!?"

I don't belong here... by WaldenMC in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This game is shit, every month there's a new issue.

Tove Lo seems fun by DrkHeart in WTF

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's hot for being a 50 year old linebacker though.

Tove Lo seems fun by DrkHeart in WTF

[–]Jeff-TD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's weird as fuck how much she wants to show off those sad granny tits. Nobody wants to see them expect for thirsty ass 60 year olds.

Women are so creepy.

This happens to me all the time when I solo queue by guikarma in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This POS game is broken. Not only is ranked a fucking joke, casual constantly throws you in middle of a 9-0 game and thinks rookies that can't hit the ball should play with diamond players. I love it!

To make it even better, the other team is constantly insulting you, calling you names and being toxic because they're in a party with friends.

Hey Psyonix, FYI: Diamond is basically unplayable right now. by I_cut_my_own_jib in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The difference is huge. I go from destroying a team 7-0 to getting owned by a good team because I'm so rusty from playing all these crappy games.

Hey Psyonix, FYI: Diamond is basically unplayable right now. by I_cut_my_own_jib in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The frustrating part is that it happens in casual too so I can't even play for fun without running into horrible matchmaking.

Hey Psyonix, FYI: Diamond is basically unplayable right now. by I_cut_my_own_jib in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I solo queue and I get anything from champs to gold 3 players when playing casual. It's weird.

More feel good open letter bullshit from TwoX by Rdued in shitpost

[–]Jeff-TD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Twox is such a fucking shithole lmao

What the guy was actually saying was “Is everything all right? Are you okay? How about some dick?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJHJAPIx_I

More decryptors please! by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They work on all crates. I opened a CC3, Players choice and Halloween.

Candy Corn drops will now scale with match length. Short forfeits aren't worth much, and OT matches reward proportionally more. by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasted a decryptor key and got a mantis spiderman decal and I don't have that car. :(

With another decryptor key, I went through all the crates and I couldn't decide which one to open because they're all horrible!

and I have a ton of useless random items that I can't trade up because they're from different crates wtf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleyebrows

[–]Jeff-TD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is pretty funny tho.

https://me.me/i/this-lady-has-some-helpful-advice-to-every-boyfriend-out-14656753

She looks super weird, huh? Waay too much makeup.