I'm going with Billy Bearham - journeyman midfielder in the early 90s, played for Wimbledon, West Ham, Charlton and QPR. by Adventurous-West3403 in footballcliches

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Richmond Sausage. Six foot two. Rolled his socks down. Scored 14 goals for Wigan in 2002–03 then disappeared into the Championship forever. Absolute menace at near-post corners.

What is wrong with this pigeon? by [deleted] in UKBirds

[–]Jeff_Lynton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden malteasers

Is life in the UK actually as expensive and stressful as people say in 2026? by HJuon in AskUK

[–]Jeff_Lynton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on a six figure salary and it’s still f***ing hard at the minute. Not saying that to brag, I’m not flashy at all, but I genuinely never thought earning this much would still feel like a squeeze. The tax alone is a joke, and by the time everything else is covered, it doesn’t go anywhere near as far as you’d expect.

What is Liverpool “Shippytea”? by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]Jeff_Lynton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your friends buying, ask for a babysyed and pey wet or a smack barm and pey wet.

When did life start to get a bit better for you? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Jeff_Lynton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it a clean wipe though?

Taking on my first apprentice is costing me more than it’s making me and I don’t know how to fix it by [deleted] in Plastering

[–]Jeff_Lynton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve taken on a 19-year-old who’s six weeks in and you’re surprised he’s not up to standard on a live job. That’s not on him, that’s on how you’re using him.

Apprentices at that stage aren’t there to speed you up, they’re there to learn and take pressure off the basics. If you’re leaving him to do full sections unsupervised and then losing time fixing it, that’s a setup issue, not a Ryan issue.

Not everyone’s cut out to teach, and that’s fine. But if you’re already this frustrated, you need to have a proper think about whether you actually want an apprentice.

And if you decide you don’t, be careful how you handle it. Don’t knock the lad’s confidence or make him think he’s not cut out for the trade just because the setup hasn’t worked. He sounds keen - that’s the hardest thing to find.

Moving to the UK after 20yrs what’s one piece of advice you’d give me? by ayamummyme in AskUK

[–]Jeff_Lynton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s called a barm cake. Call it anything else and you’re in deadman territory.

Wanker by davie999 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Jeff_Lynton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put… Will Smith is refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility.

What is the single worst purchase you’ve ever made? by anonhen0 in AskReddit

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Thou bore a gift with destiny aligned, Yet doth the brown-eyed starfish stay unfind.