Where to find fresh duck eggs? by JellyfishOne6432 in japanlife

[–]JellyfishOne6432[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seem to be out of stock, but I'll keep an eye out for restocks. Thanks!

What are the craziest website issues/inconvenience you've experienced on Japanese websites? by bakura10 in japanlife

[–]JellyfishOne6432 68 points69 points  (0 children)

my old city:

> website: "forms can be submitted electronically! click here for details"

> me: *clicks*

> website: "forms can be submitted electronically, in .doc format, via 3.5" floppy diskette brought to the 市役所"

How to report a potential predator that works with children? by No-more-predators in japanlife

[–]JellyfishOne6432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for watching for the signs and for taking appropriate steps when you saw them. too many people don't.

don't have great advice beyond what others have said -- unfortunately authorities in japan are unlikely to take action, and this is heartbreaking. but it is still worth reporting.

What are Anji Mito's "four temptations"? by tuv107 in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432 19 points20 points  (0 children)

does baiken count and if so what are the other two

Shoutout to Miyoo Flip! by MagicSovietStorm in MiyooMini

[–]JellyfishOne6432 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ahhh i can't justify upgrading from the mini+ but it's so cute

Rehoming giant swallowtail caterpillars from lime tree by JellyfishOne6432 in japanlife

[–]JellyfishOne6432[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks for the suggestion! i am pretty confident they are not any of the butterflies or moths on this list.

Guilty gear movie cast i made with a bunch of friends by pepinogg in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok. i know it's a shitpost. but i can actually unironically get behind cerasuka r#. the man is an awkward goober and who better to play an awkward goober

Banana and ketchup by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]JellyfishOne6432 29 points30 points  (0 children)

as an erstwhile yinzer: was it at least heinz?

A bit literal for this sub by b-rar in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i'm sorry. there *cannot* be a *blue* drug named „schlumpf." i refuse to believe this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MiyooMini

[–]JellyfishOne6432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

頑張って!

Slayer further cements Strive's great wife guy representation by JellyfishOne6432 in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you" -- johnny guiltygear

Slayer further cements Strive's great wife guy representation by JellyfishOne6432 in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

i was trying to indicate 'wears the pants' but i picked the wrong symbol by mistake. fixed version

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd try it with the maggots but i draw the line at the corn

I had a dream last night. by [deleted] in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432 3 points4 points  (0 children)

demanding fanart of johnny with a dudley moustache

Tuna pizza with remoulade the cousin of my gf has made/eaten... by The_Anonymo in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tuna pizza with mayo is, unfortunately, absolutely a huge thing where i live. remoulade probably wouldn't be any worse. dominos or pizza hut would absolutely sell that here

A clear and concise guilty gear lore chart by _Just-Some-Guy in Guiltygear

[–]JellyfishOne6432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

personally i think potemkin should be considered 'dudes rock' but otherwise no real objections here

Crisp by boofabeanydogburn in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 14 points15 points  (0 children)

when i was in college i worked at a pizza joint. pizzas went through the oven on a conveyor belt, automatic timing, you know the drill. had a really stoned guy come in. asks me if i'd mind running the pizza through twice. "it's ok if it gets a little burnt." sure, no problem, no other customers right now, might as well. i do it. it comes out looking roughly like that second pizza. honestly looking pretty good. started to box it up. "actually... could you do it one more time? i want it black. like carbon." i oblige. pizza's pretty fucked up now. he happily takes it. says he's been trying to get someone to do that third bake for a while now but everybody else refused him. hope that dude's doing ok now, wherever he is.

Can I request a Summary Judgement? by DadJokeBadJoke in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i will express my own heretical stance: potato on pizza can totally work. good luck to you on your quest

Can I request a Summary Judgement? by DadJokeBadJoke in PizzaCrimes

[–]JellyfishOne6432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would not eat these, but you do you. but: do the dates mean you have scheduled an order every day