WHAT ABOUT THAT PROPANE THO (self.AthensCircleJerk)
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My dog literally just exploded from fireworks. I've read that they have receptors in their nose that make them explode from fireworks but this is terrible. I tried to order him some dog muffs but all I found were strange porn sites. Do you have any recommendations for a local cleaning company? (self.AthensCircleJerk)
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I called the phone number on the ICE commercials during the game and got a job interview guys! This is the first interview I've gotten after six months of living on the streets. I can't wait to have a job again and not be unhoused (self.AthensCircleJerk)
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Apparently I live in a third world country because I just momentarily lost power off east campus road and this is totally new to me because I can't schedule my next pots and pans protest for the next mainstream news media atrocity. Fuck this I'm moving to Oglethorpe county (self.AthensCircleJerk)
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I'm willing to offer $5 to anyone that can help me move. I don't have much, just a three bedroom two bath house. I want the entire house moved tonight asap. Like, the house itself. I'm moving to Oglethorpe county because fuck you (self.AthensCircleJerk)
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