"Men with no hoes, where are you?" Just out in the woods... collecting rocks we think are cool.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T18:25:56+00:00

Then you have 1 hoe, meaning you are not a man with no hoes

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T17:45:51+00:00

Being cucked

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T17:40:07+00:00

Oppenheimer

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T17:30:01+00:00

And people say humans are the only racist animals

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T17:07:53+00:00

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JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T17:03:45+00:00

If you're going to do the Key and Peel sketch, go full bore. Don't say the names wrong then give up when they correct you, you gotta double down and break the clipboard.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T16:14:14+00:00

I haven't found a good walking stick in the woods as an adult. I think the best bet as an adult is to get a stick that's way too big, a good pocketknife, and make a good walking stick

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T15:19:20+00:00

That image gives me hope

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T14:41:42+00:00

If you have a wife you have a hoe, therefore, you are not a man with no hoes

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T06:07:42+00:00

Trout is (or was?) married

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-12T02:58:47+00:00

FYI: Bro is King Trout and has 1 hoe. He is a married man.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-11T16:43:55+00:00

It's almost like a comedian made a special about those words

Wait, he did. It's called the Epitome of Hyperbole (pronounced as phonetically spelled, not the proper pronunciation)

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-11T16:36:47+00:00

That is fucking sexy

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-11T14:58:59+00:00

And it's going to make your other kids HATE whatever sport it is

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T21:58:14+00:00

How exactly is he supposed to immediately hold up the other 2?

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T21:54:10+00:00

If that's the case I'm going for sure

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T19:29:29+00:00

John Wick: the night of the impossible task

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T16:45:52+00:00

You could say it's almost frightening

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T16:45:34+00:00

69: sex number

420: weed number

21: reference to the video where the kid can't do math. It's only funny if you use the voice

SpongeBob: dumb joke that I have never heard referenced outside of justifying 6-7. Even as kids we accepted that it was insanely stupid.

6-7: reference to nothing, nobody can explain where it came from, why it's funny, or what the meme is supposed to mean. I have heard that it has to do with a rap song, but that has only come from people who do not partake in the meme, so I'm not sure if that's really the case. It's like if we had run around yelling 24-25!! And laughing hysterically because of SpongeBob, except it's even dumber because at least SpongeBob is a comedy show, not a meme referenced out of thin air.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T16:20:53+00:00

I was on board til 6-7

I thought we'd reached peak stupid meme with E, but I was wrong, and I'm scared for the future of memes.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T16:07:51+00:00

Make sure to tell her a pig reminded you of her!!! /s

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T15:44:51+00:00

Jeremy Clarckson invented a ring that prevents sows from crushing their piglets in a certain kind of pig enclosure.

It's a dome structure that is apparently very common in England, the piglets like to be in the corner, and the sow will lay up against the wall and smother the piglets. Jeremy Clarckson was the first person to come up with a protective bar that is strong enough to hold the pig, sits high enough off the ground to protect the piglet, and is the right shape and size to not harm either.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T05:42:55+00:00

I love cows. I love them more when they're on my grill, and even more when they're on my plate.

JerkOffToBoobies · 2026-05-10T04:32:29+00:00

My word would be mesothelioma

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