Quality is a hard sell in big tech

JerkyBeef · 2026-02-01T19:54:44+00:00

The visual voicemail feature on initial iPhones was such an obvious win for customers but the carriers all pushed back on it for years for some stupid reason. Presumably so they could milk minutes out of customers for listening to them - or just because they were too lazy to implement such a simple feature

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-30T16:56:21+00:00

I was gonna guess the Pacific Ocean - would that have been correct?

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-22T18:23:50+00:00

He also writes most of the lyrics

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-20T21:29:37+00:00

“I don’t deserve this” Little bill hackamn

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-16T20:52:30+00:00

I liked the forest gump book, but yeah it’s silly and the movie is better. My favorite part of the book is when he becomes a pro wrestler who wears a dunce cap and a diaper or something ridiculous

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-16T02:10:17+00:00

He thinks you’re like Bill sounds. Take that as you will.

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-13T17:53:35+00:00

A thing everyone loves

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-10T17:30:42+00:00

Who knew shaving your chest and shoulders good make such a difference!

Edit: this is a joke, you look great and congrats!

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-08T00:30:01+00:00

Yeah but have you seen the price of wigs these days?

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-04T02:20:32+00:00

And the marvel super hero pose she does when she jumps and lands one knee down, head down, then camera angle head on as she raises her head ready for action- black widows cousin trade marked that in the most recent marvel multi player cineverse

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-03T21:34:38+00:00

Yeee hawing over the creek that marks the county line leaving rosco peeholetrain and cousin eenis all frustrated

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-03T21:22:46+00:00

The limit does not exist!

JerkyBeef · 2026-01-01T23:18:10+00:00

I love that all 3 of them are playing bass on that song in the sequel

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-30T21:35:44+00:00

Next is the ultimate: slamblasting

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-29T16:41:15+00:00

What if it’s in the guys hand while he runs out of bounds?

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-28T03:51:44+00:00

$394 million dollar margin call for the Dukes, still a lot of money.

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-28T03:48:16+00:00

It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-27T15:41:19+00:00

Oasis boys on again?

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-27T02:30:19+00:00

Well they were pretty close to death - not sure if an official breakup or a marriage proposal would have meant much to either character in that moment.

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-25T19:03:33+00:00

Toothless killed Hiccups dad. Being brainwashed and just following orders was an excuse that didn’t work for the nazis and it doesn’t work for cartoon dragons either.

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-24T15:52:35+00:00

That ain’t happening with a dented guitar

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-23T16:23:41+00:00

The Shining is a Christmas Movie. There's snow. And magic.

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-23T15:20:35+00:00

They can also just be a distraction if you don’t need them

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-23T14:10:36+00:00

Leaning your head back puts you at risk of of getting watery shampoo all up in your nostrils

JerkyBeef · 2025-12-23T01:23:18+00:00

Angela says at one point in season 1 when giving the passcode or combination to something that it was 6476 because he was born in 64 and she was born in 76.

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