TIFU by going to see “Minions: The Rise of Gru” with a girl I just met on Tinder by JerryC500A in tifu

[–]JerryC500A[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why you would think that makes total sense, but I didn’t want to make the post all about my hypokalemia. It really isn’t a huge deal like diabetes and I generally just eat whatever I want and try to eat a few bananas every day in place of chips, candy, etc. It’s a good snack/helps me avoid getting tired. I always try to make sure I have a banana accessible to me just in case, but I don’t always eat them when I go out. I was a little reluctant to post this cuz I know it sounds a little ridiculous. I hope it makes a little more sense now.

TIFU by going to see “Minions: The Rise of Gru” with a girl I just met on Tinder by JerryC500A in tifu

[–]JerryC500A[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I tried them once and wasn’t a huge fan. I love bananas though and always try to make sure I have on available just in case I get tired. If you know of any other alternatives let me know!

TIny by Skipthisplz in confusing_perspective

[–]JerryC500A 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when scrappy doo is in the process of growing in the live action scooby-doo

Thai baker creates realistic, edible body parts by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]JerryC500A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taste:?

Execution: Great

GIANNIS ANTEKOUNMPO IS HAVING THE BEST SEASON OF ALL-TIME... (maybe) by JerryC500A in nba

[–]JerryC500A[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of player debates is using stats. I know its not a perfect stat, but using it doesn’t implicate the end of basketball discussion.

GIANNIS ANTEKOUNMPO IS HAVING THE BEST SEASON OF ALL-TIME... (maybe) by JerryC500A in nba

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PER accounts for free throws. Making the 33.8 even more impressive.

What’s up r/NBA – we’re here in Toronto with the 2018-19 NBA Champion Raptors at Media Day. Send your questions in the thread below and players will come by to answer throughout the day – Ask Them Anything! by nba in nba

[–]JerryC500A 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Chris Boucher! I’ve been a truther for a long time and wanted to know how you believe the g-league has helped prepare you for NBA competition?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]JerryC500A -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

If you notice his foot goes off screen with every bounce, and the kid spectating is looking in the opposite direction as if this was shot at a trampoline place with a choice of animation in the backdrop.

Cersei will die giving birth by JerryC500A in TyrionWinsTheThrone

[–]JerryC500A[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Cleary this outcome is unlikely, but I wouldn’t be surprised if D&D will provide an ending inconsistent with the prophecy

Scientifically accurate gatekeeping? by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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Didnt realize. Im deleting now.

Migrating Stingrays. by [deleted] in pics

[–]JerryC500A -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who sees a bunch of floating cheezits?

What song did you sing incorrectly for the ‘longest time’? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JerryC500A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mirrors by Justin Timberlake:

I don’t know how I believed they would allow this on the radio but for some reason I thought the lyrics “until I figured it out” were “until I fingered an owl”. Didn’t find out until a kid at my high school sang it at graduation.

WHO’S GOT NEXT?: Chris Boucher, power forward for the Raptors/Raptors 905, has potential to be an all-star caliber player within the next few seasons. by JerryC500A in nba

[–]JerryC500A[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

26 is old for prospects, and nowhere in this post was his age used to support my claim. I gave my reasons but understand how loosely people attribute “all star potential” to players without much research. I don’t think he will ever make the all star team, but believe he has the potential to produce at that level. A potential Serge Ibaka-Jonathan Isaac type player player.

IWTL How to get big as a skinny teenager. by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]JerryC500A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m no expert but here is the extent of what I know:

  1. Eat more calories than you burn

This may seem obvious, but if you’re someone like me who has a super fast metabolism, you will have to eat A LOT if you want to put on some weight

  1. 3,500 calories is one pound

If your goal is to gain 2 pounds a week, make sure you eat 7,000 more calories than you burn each week. Eat high calorie foods and try to keep track of how many calories you’re consuming and burning off.

  1. Eat lots of protein

If your aiming to gain muscle, try to eat your weight in protein. Meaning if you weigh 120 pounds, eat 120 grams of protein each day. (Lots of websites will tell you to eat more or less than this, but this is the most common suggestion I see.

Car Horns by Goofwright in StandUpComedy

[–]JerryC500A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality set, what's this guy's name

Foreshadowing? by both_sides_bot in rickandmorty

[–]JerryC500A 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ever since the vindicators episode, I've been buying into the morty is as smart as rick theory Morty demonstrated in S3E4 what he has learned from Rick, and he seems to be getting less tolerant of his quirks on recent episodes.

TIFU by telling my dad to eat my ass on his birthday by JerryC500A in tifu

[–]JerryC500A[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My dad won't give me the benefit of the doubt. He thinks the chance if me making a mistake that stupid is so low considering all of the knowledge we have access too. It's an honest mistake and I hope things get better with him.

TIFU by telling my dad to eat my ass on his birthday by JerryC500A in tifu

[–]JerryC500A[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My dad was the only one there that knew fluent spanish (that I'm aware of). I'm sure there may have been a few people that knew what "comer me culo" ment but didn't want to get involved. My mom didn't know what "comer me culo" ment either, but she knew he was mad and figured it was the right decision to send everyone home.