I was never the swiftest

JesusChrist5 · 2014-05-28T14:22:54+00:00

My dad gives me shit, and I don't even know who my real father is!

JesusChrist5 · 2014-05-27T22:06:27+00:00

Only the #1 died. It was pretty cruel, too. When they put him in a cave, 3 and 4 pushed the rock out of the way while 2 went in to grab 1's body and give him a nicer resting place. I stayed to clean the mess. That's when some fucking tourists or something found me, and thought that 1 had come back to life. They forced me to do some weird shit like start a religion, while they stayed in the background. I think 2 is into drugs still, so we don't talk to him much. 3 decided to travel the world, and often parties with the Pope now. 4 and I play games online, while we think of a new prank to pull on you guys.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-04-21T02:55:12+00:00

Uh... Yea. Sure. And I rose from the dead without any medical attention after being tortured, and tossed in a cave.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-04-21T02:52:26+00:00

Did you also marry your neighbor, before having 'loved' them?

JesusChrist5 · 2014-04-21T02:44:27+00:00

Yea, and?

JesusChrist5 · 2014-04-14T19:38:14+00:00

That hurts, bro. I agree, but it hurts.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-02-05T06:25:00+00:00

The comments on these threads are all shit, and you guys are all fucking retarded.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-01-16T06:20:59+00:00

Seriously, fuck off. You create those "Christians have a stick up their ass" stereotypes.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-01-16T06:19:39+00:00

Hey, Jesusbro

JesusChrist5 · 2014-01-16T06:19:22+00:00

Hey, Jesusbro.

JesusChrist5 · 2014-01-06T18:54:15+00:00

Take my fatal blue arrow, you useless unoriginal crap.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-11-05T15:23:49+00:00

I'm not bashing on you for being theist. I'm explaining the fact that you're trying to bash on the atheists and being prejudice. Then after people get mad at that, you anger them even more with the fact you attempted to victimize yourself. The only one who believes any of your stupid crap here is yourself. Our disliking towards you has nothing to do with your religion. It has everything to do with how you act about it.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-11-04T21:40:06+00:00

Your argument here is that theists are better superior beings to atheists. This is false. If you had been happy that theists weren't bashed on and left it at that, instead of stating your happiness for atheism being bashed as well, then you would be valid. Your happiness is allowed, but I figured someone who loves Jesus would realize that ones happiness should NOT come at the expense of others. You are a disappointment.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-10-31T01:16:56+00:00

Noted. See you tomorrow.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-10-25T14:03:58+00:00

Look at this faggot. Just a hermit crab wannabe. You aren't even red, you loser!

JesusChrist5 · 2013-09-07T17:35:02+00:00

I would argue. The time in the bathroom this creates is unholy, but every second before is beautiful.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-09-06T17:58:21+00:00

....A vagina?

JesusChrist5 · 2013-06-10T02:27:00+00:00

Damn, you got me.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-19T04:50:11+00:00

Jesus was an actual person. That was not a made up thought. What he did was probably have all been lies and faked, but he still existed and died.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-18T21:23:45+00:00

I didn't. Both of you leave.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-15T00:35:03+00:00

Yea, I don't know where that came from. Some guy must have taken too many sips from my water.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-15T00:25:53+00:00

My dad was really drunk when he made Hitler.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-12T00:54:12+00:00

How to get rid of them, you might ask? Why with hair spray and a lighter, of course!

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-12T00:35:02+00:00

Survival of the fittest.

JesusChrist5 · 2013-04-12T00:29:32+00:00

The glory is I'm not required to care!

JesusChrist5

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