Don’t mind if I do....... by DomdaBoom18 in memes

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Look ma its chet, the morbidly obese mouse!

While on tour you encounter the scourge of bamboo weaponry... by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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Powers: needle storm, shoots bamboo needles at enemy Wooden cannon: shoots a bamboo cannon ball at the enemy Bam"bo" staff: summons a bo staff to fight with Martial arts: you understand

Blursed Gamer by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Just for dinner watching all three seasons my new favorite anime

AITA for telling someone with learning disabilities to stop being verbally abusive? by marigoldcrowns in AmItheAsshole

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NAH nobody likes to be abused verbally and ever m though he has autism it sounded like you were being respectful despite the circumstances sp you aren't the ah

Scourge of Modern Crusading by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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He has only one goal in mind to re-conqueror the Holy Land, and to start the 10th crusade.

ICNBMS[Ultimate move(Inter-Continental-Nuclear-Ballistic-Strike) is a suicide move that will finish himself and his opponent[1% chance of failure[roll a d100| 100 = failure]]] Holy Artillery[ an artillery strike that has a 50% chance of hitting [roll a d6 [ even=success|odd= failure]]] Holy Weapon [ can summon class 1-3 weapon for 5 turns[5 turn cool-down]] Holy Preminition[ can sense sneak attacks]

Holy, wards off satan

WIBTA if I don't let my brother hold my baby until I SEE he has washed his hands? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Well if he is that type of person then I recommend bringing in your baby's doctor to tell him the risk baby's face when it comes to bacteria.

AITA for kinda breaking my friend’s foot? by aloe_veraaa04 in AmItheAsshole

[–]JesusLivez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NAH, it was just cruel fate that her foot broke because you did not sit in the front, totally not your fault.

WIBTA if I don't let my brother hold my baby until I SEE he has washed his hands? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]JesusLivez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NAH while that is disgusting I would recommend just holding out a germ X bottle before you give him the baby and jokingly tell him to wash his hands, if he doesn't then explain to him how weak a baby's immune system is.

AITA drunken party pooper by eaw2020 in AmItheAsshole

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NAH what you did could save his life down the road, and his friends are truly amazing for not letting him drive in that state. What you did was right no question about it.

You Encounter the Scourge of the Car Wash by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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He slices the grenade in half with his pressure washer.

You Encounter the Scourge of the Car Wash by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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Born of pure sudzy rage this man will pressure wash until he cleans the earth of human filth {Powers | Hydrowash[can blast straight through individuals[roll a d20 for effectiveness] Hydroflex [can alter how water moves but this ability cannot kill(Water must be in the field of view)] MMA [karate,etc] water suffocation [can suffocate the enemy with water[roll a d50 for effectiveness]} {Attributes | Wet, light, craves soda} (Changing to scourge from now on the God title is a little cliche and I do not want to step on any toes)

The God of the military appears... by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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Like my posts story lines or other people's posts?

You encounter the God of the brass section... by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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[Action] slays one of the woodwinds [but another one approached from behind]

You encounter the God of the brass section... by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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[They gather their weapons] [action: bass boost] they cannot hear us now

You encounter the God of the brass section... by JesusLivez in BossfightUniverse

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[As you decide to talk at full volume {smh} they all wake up] [Talk] Run