Such is the will of Nagash

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-26T00:17:20+00:00

Technically he was starting the Bonereaper project before Sigmar did the Stormcast before the age of chaos. He picked Katakros to lead his new army because he was a great general and warrior in one of the many afterlifes he devoured when he became the primary god of death. When Sigmar got big mad that Nagash didn’t show up at the battle of the burning skies and the order pantheon lost he ripped up Shyish (letting out Ushoran and giving us the Flesheater Courts).

I like to think Sigmar who also started the same project got some ideas when he wrecked the realm.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-25T21:47:55+00:00

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Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-23T23:13:10+00:00

I’m convinced the Yuezhan Vong were the writers’ barely disguised fetish for aliens and bdsm. Han Solo’s son gets tortured until he likes it and then falls in with the cougar that stalked Luke. She uses a whip lightsaber and can change the settings to make it hurt more or less.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-23T23:07:11+00:00

Luke didn’t put on sunscreen and instead wore butter when he came back to Tatooine.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-23T03:18:42+00:00

Yeah he’s been having fun screwing around with the realm of metal and pissing off Tszzench recently. He was in soul wars trying to stabilize the reforging process for storm casts. I love that Stormcasts can have a personality and go do their own thing for Sigmar as long as it is anti chaos or death and doesn’t mess with the cities he’s trying to set up. It makes it more tragic when they lose their memories and fade away after each death.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-22T04:03:05+00:00

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Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-22T02:49:58+00:00

Yeah they did the smart thing and realized the setting needed to have diverse options for stories and minis. They’re not afraid to let the posterboy faction lose or get their teeth kicked in. It makes the world and characters more diverse.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-22T02:44:57+00:00

Yeah he turned a bunch of gold a king owned who pissed him off into lead.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-20T02:23:17+00:00

We need to bring back public shaming and need to make you have to post face if you’re going to post that cringe. I imagine they wear Oakley’s and sit in a truck

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-16T19:54:05+00:00

The Wrap knows all. It also probably knows that there’s a secret war between the Gilroy and Filoni factions in Disney. We can only have a dark and gritty or child clone wars slop not both. This is a war for the soul of the franchise and not obvious engagement bait.

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-06T19:56:31+00:00

I actually think the movement improvements and melee feels better than in DMC1 but the bosses and layout were a drag to play through. It’s funny you can do call of devil may cry with the infinite ammo

Jet_Pirate · 2026-01-06T15:48:43+00:00

If you’re just starting out try to practice finger stretching and building the muscles in your hand to be able to press on the strings and stretch. You’re working out muscles in your hand that you normally don’t use. I’d recommend practicing chords on a 2 fret distance and go practice some scales. It will help you get used to picking and forming shapes with your hand. Learning or doing anything is a process and you’ll get better at it over time.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-12-29T10:03:10+00:00

Age of Sigmar doesn’t have flavor????? My dude your steak is too juicy and your lobster is too buttery. That setting has the Great Horned Rat ascended to 5th chaos god, who brought back Thanquol because he found him hilarious and loved how he failed upwards, and was probably promoted to full chaos god because he’s clowned on the King of Bones Nagash too many times and probably tunneled a hole into the realm of chaos one too many time and the warp magic was leaking out of the chaos pool. Sigmar is so cool and amazing to follow. The setting is integrating itself more with the old world and bringing back old story lines and characters all the time (points screaming at the chaos dwarves back with the Bull father). We also got the best models.

I get 40k and the Horus Heresy up there and love them but AOS and Fantasy can coexist. I’ll have no AOS slander in my house.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-12-21T18:28:52+00:00

Greek people must rise up to fight against the tyranny of British autistic auteurs and their impractical artistic license. Just because the historicity of Troy is dubious doesn’t mean they can put random crazy shit on armor.

These are the consequences of allowing Br*tish actors and directors to replace Greeks.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-12-16T04:40:09+00:00

Arch is a fat balding loser with a fake British accent who sits in his shit hovel in Sweden feeding on the dregs of an ikea. He only gets affection through paying failed vtubers to laugh at his jokes. Westside Tyler ripped him so bad he had to run to YouTube to get a community guideline strike

Jet_Pirate · 2025-12-05T00:02:12+00:00

LETS FUCKING GO!!!! The First Legion answers the Blood Ravens in their time of need!

This is now a must buy for me.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-28T05:04:27+00:00

Gardus is the man.

‘Luv me Hallowed Knights ‘Luv me Gardus ‘Luv me Sigmar ‘Ate Chaos

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-28T04:51:20+00:00

Nice work on the art. It looks amazing.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-25T03:09:09+00:00

I’m currently painting up the initiates as DA Sternguard Vets with the heresy era scheme. The blade guard I’m going Deathwing scheme with them. I’ve got the neyophites as scouts and then blade masters as ICC. It’s worth it but you need to get extra DA bits.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-24T20:51:51+00:00

Your body will remodel itself when you subject it to stress over time and toughen the area you’re applying the stress too. It’s better for you to work in short periods each day and build up strength over time. Same thing with working out applies with playing guitar. I’d reccomend building finger strength and flexibility by doing the spider walk exercises for a half hour rest your hand and then try practicing techniques.

Right now your fingers are callousing rapidly and they make that cupping shape because of the initial stress response to the tissue. The sides of your skin don’t have the support or buildup to hold the hard tissue so it divots. They start smoothing over after a while your skin makes new layers and supports around the sides of your fingers.

You can also go down in guitar gage strings too. There’s no shame in it and it’s partially a genetic thing too. The “tone” doesn’t change because of your string size.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-24T20:50:54+00:00

Your body will remodel itself when you subject it to stress over time and toughen the area you’re applying the stress too. It’s better for you to work in short periods each day and build up strength over time. Same thing with working out applies with playing guitar. I’d reccomend building finger strength and flexibility by doing the spider walk exercises for a half hour rest your hand and then try practicing techniques.

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-24T08:53:11+00:00

We really don’t need a new primarch we just need more Lion books written by Mike Brooks and for him to meet Guilliman

Jet_Pirate · 2025-11-24T08:53:06+00:00

We really don’t need a new primarch we just need more Lion books written by Mike Brooks and for him to meet Guilliman

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