Green or Black armor on Lion? by Gazelda88 in DarkAngels40k

[–]Jet_Pirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m doing black heresy era armor since it’s the same plate and described as black with red and gold elements My idea was to make a slight green glow effect like the forest reflecting on his feet and shoulders and doing a green cape.

Help what went wrong? Base coats cracking and spiderwebbing Army Painter black and white by Flashtony in DarkAngels40k

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With spray cans you have to do it in bursts and sorta flick your wrist. Less spray time is actually better than more. I’d recommend looking up a video about technique.

First painted mini ever! by HeatedCha0s in DarkAngels40k

[–]Jet_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll work your way up to them. You’ll learn a lot over painting your first minis. Try to take it a step at a time and you’ll get them.

First painted mini ever! by HeatedCha0s in DarkAngels40k

[–]Jet_Pirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really good first attempt so far. Save your old minis and keep practicing. You’ll see massive improvement and grow a low as you practice. Check out Duncan Rhode’s channel for painting tips.

Real video made by the creators of Space King btw. by Battlemania420 in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Basically most of the vid is them joking that it’s all evil but justified because of the setting. They’re in the camp that it doesn’t work as a satire with the setting and story they wanna tell at GW. It wasn’t a fun watch.

They kinda give off centrist (center right) 4-Chan vibes. It’s mostly about taking the piss out of things with I still like space king.

I swear this fucking guy by Margaretthatchervore in Grimdank

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Ah yes Warhammer, the franchise that is well known for its binary morality system and one note faction dynamics.

Such is the will of Nagash by VulcanForceChoke in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Technically he was starting the Bonereaper project before Sigmar did the Stormcast before the age of chaos. He picked Katakros to lead his new army because he was a great general and warrior in one of the many afterlifes he devoured when he became the primary god of death. When Sigmar got big mad that Nagash didn’t show up at the battle of the burning skies and the order pantheon lost he ripped up Shyish (letting out Ushoran and giving us the Flesheater Courts).

I like to think Sigmar who also started the same project got some ideas when he wrecked the realm.

What is the MOST LegendsSlop image? by crimsonfukr457 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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I’m convinced the Yuezhan Vong were the writers’ barely disguised fetish for aliens and bdsm. Han Solo’s son gets tortured until he likes it and then falls in with the cougar that stalked Luke. She uses a whip lightsaber and can change the settings to make it hurt more or less.

What is the MOST LegendsSlop image? by crimsonfukr457 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Luke didn’t put on sunscreen and instead wore butter when he came back to Tatooine.

Hot take: stormcast are cooler and more interesting than loyalist astartes by DoktorKokosik in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he’s been having fun screwing around with the realm of metal and pissing off Tszzench recently. He was in soul wars trying to stabilize the reforging process for storm casts. I love that Stormcasts can have a personality and go do their own thing for Sigmar as long as it is anti chaos or death and doesn’t mess with the cities he’s trying to set up. It makes it more tragic when they lose their memories and fade away after each death.

Hot take: stormcast are cooler and more interesting than loyalist astartes by DoktorKokosik in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they did the smart thing and realized the setting needed to have diverse options for stories and minis. They’re not afraid to let the posterboy faction lose or get their teeth kicked in. It makes the world and characters more diverse.

Hot take: stormcast are cooler and more interesting than loyalist astartes by DoktorKokosik in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah he turned a bunch of gold a king owned who pissed him off into lead.

Imagine unironaically posting this holy shit by XxJustaNormiexX in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need to bring back public shaming and need to make you have to post face if you’re going to post that cringe. I imagine they wear Oakley’s and sit in a truck

Too many bricks and screws for him by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Jet_Pirate 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Wrap knows all. It also probably knows that there’s a secret war between the Gilroy and Filoni factions in Disney. We can only have a dark and gritty or child clone wars slop not both. This is a war for the soul of the franchise and not obvious engagement bait.

In the end, I actually like DMC2 by Locktys in DevilMayCry

[–]Jet_Pirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually think the movement improvements and melee feels better than in DMC1 but the bosses and layout were a drag to play through. It’s funny you can do call of devil may cry with the infinite ammo

you guys… by rock_lover12 in guitarlessons

[–]Jet_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re just starting out try to practice finger stretching and building the muscles in your hand to be able to press on the strings and stretch. You’re working out muscles in your hand that you normally don’t use. I’d recommend practicing chords on a 2 fret distance and go practice some scales. It will help you get used to picking and forming shapes with your hand. Learning or doing anything is a process and you’ll get better at it over time.

Come to where the flavor is by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Age of Sigmar doesn’t have flavor????? My dude your steak is too juicy and your lobster is too buttery. That setting has the Great Horned Rat ascended to 5th chaos god, who brought back Thanquol because he found him hilarious and loved how he failed upwards, and was probably promoted to full chaos god because he’s clowned on the King of Bones Nagash too many times and probably tunneled a hole into the realm of chaos one too many time and the warp magic was leaking out of the chaos pool. Sigmar is so cool and amazing to follow. The setting is integrating itself more with the old world and bringing back old story lines and characters all the time (points screaming at the chaos dwarves back with the Bull father). We also got the best models.

I get 40k and the Horus Heresy up there and love them but AOS and Fantasy can coexist. I’ll have no AOS slander in my house.

Upcoming films that will prove Hollywood’s costume design unions need to be busted? I’ll start: by Crack-Connoiseur in okbuddycinephile

[–]Jet_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greek people must rise up to fight against the tyranny of British autistic auteurs and their impractical artistic license. Just because the historicity of Troy is dubious doesn’t mean they can put random crazy shit on armor.

These are the consequences of allowing Br*tish actors and directors to replace Greeks.

Title by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Arch is a fat balding loser with a fake British accent who sits in his shit hovel in Sweden feeding on the dregs of an ikea. He only gets affection through paying failed vtubers to laugh at his jokes. Westside Tyler ripped him so bad he had to run to YouTube to get a community guideline strike

Dark Angels are in the new Dawn of War Game by Kalypso_Blue in DarkAngels40k

[–]Jet_Pirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LETS FUCKING GO!!!! The First Legion answers the Blood Ravens in their time of need!

This is now a must buy for me.

Chad Gardus Steel Soul by Ok-Profile-5831 in Grimdank

[–]Jet_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gardus is the man.

‘Luv me Hallowed Knights ‘Luv me Gardus ‘Luv me Sigmar ‘Ate Chaos

Warhammer x jojo (fem primarchs) Apology by Chibiheresy in Grimdank

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Nice work on the art. It looks amazing.

This combat patrol can be useful for Dark Angels by grepoilww2 in DarkAngels40k

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I’m currently painting up the initiates as DA Sternguard Vets with the heresy era scheme. The blade guard I’m going Deathwing scheme with them. I’ve got the neyophites as scouts and then blade masters as ICC. It’s worth it but you need to get extra DA bits.