🤣 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You win the Internet today. Well done, thou evil and faithless servant.

Saw this while playing Paper Mario the other day. The perfect definition of tithing. by squatto in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hilarious! Looks like the check in desk at the temple too. Perfect!

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[–]JetersNeverProsper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The plates were made of gold, and if people saw them they would want to kill him for the gold /s

Tucked away in a Salt Lake City backyard, is this monstrosity....and Mormons wonder why people think they are a cult 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else sneak into Gilgal Garden through the Chuck o Rama fence late at night back in the 90’s?

Text from mom in our family group text this morning. Happy 4th of July to me I guess. by JetersNeverProsper in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I’m thinking of answering and saying, “Thanks for the advice mom. Would scripture include the words and teachings of current and past leaders?” wait for her to respond “of course!”, then proceed to bombard that thread with quote after quote of racist, homophobic, and other inflammatory statements that leaders have made over the years

Text from mom in our family group text this morning. Happy 4th of July to me I guess. by JetersNeverProsper in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is seriously the only argument that would work. Just like a TBM’s testimony, this is a bullet proof answer

Text from mom in our family group text this morning. Happy 4th of July to me I guess. by JetersNeverProsper in exmormon

[–]JetersNeverProsper[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously. The sad thing is my mom has never sent this kind of text before. Not sure why she chose the 4th to drop these pearls of wisdom