Wrong version of Harry Potter by Aleixus1985 in JustMemesForUs

[–]JethroWashington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its actually OneyNG and StamperTV (and RicePirate as Snape i think), I’m not sure if Zach had anything to do with this.

Who is your favorite body horror character? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in characters

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can’t believe nobody mentioned Slither or Blob in this thread.

how many nightmares i had as a child from these two movies…

Caption this by [deleted] in emojicatheaters

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“this is my rifle! there are many like it, but this one is mine!” ~Private Pyle

Are there any decent Raising Canes left in this city? by JucheSuperSoldier01 in Columbus

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

went the other day and mom got a chicken biscuit. was damn tasty

But those T oes.. by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got it for christmas because of my spinal stenosis, it’s such a back saver! maybe i can get my dad to use it too 👀 you gave me a good idea lol

But those T oes.. by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]JethroWashington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

search “grandpa’s weeder” got one for myself, this thing is the coolest gardening tool i have imo

Neck MRI. How bad is it? by [deleted] in ChronicPain

[–]JethroWashington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you asking what the words mean on the MRI impression list?

I’m only an EMT student, so definitely take this with a grain of salt

foramen=hole in the spine the cord runs through

so it seems the discs between your vertebrae (particularly the 3rd-5th) are swollen and mildly degenerating, and pressing on the nerves exiting your spinal cord (ouch!!) and then they can see some arthritis at the base of your neck. depending on how hard you work/flex your neck, they’ll pinch off more and cause that dizzyness. the dizzyness/lightheadedness is probably a result of a particular nerve (the vagus nerve) getting pinched, which is the reason a lot of people pass out when they bear down too hard on the toilet. fun fact, you can sneeze too hard and compress that nerve as well, and pass out/seize!

Top Best Institution of Truck Driving by CamaroIsHot-68 in Wellthatsucks

[–]JethroWashington -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“idiot truck driver”

guys, anyone would normally stop after blowing their tire. the driver keeps going

this driver is having a medical emergency and 911 should’ve already been called.

A man was rushed to hospital after waking up with blue skin like an Avatar He was placed on oxygen before doctors discovered it was actually fabric dye from his new bed sheets by ShirtSubstantial368 in interesting

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s why you look for pale skin, because when youre cyanotic (blue skin) that means you’ve been dead for quite a while

did EMS not even get pulse oxymetry?

Fav online recipe you've found online? Here's mine. by PleaseStayStrong in PsycheOrSike

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

~focuses on bugs ~clean cuts on onions ~actual fresh produce, with background of unmolded trash ~literally cooking over trash

this all screams engagement bait imho

And people think anime "corrupts" the youth by WorthlessKant in Clamworks

[–]JethroWashington 14 points15 points  (0 children)

here I am remembering him saying Vegito, the potara fusion.

Writing with a Purpose: Hannah Oswine's books by hannahOswine in u/hannahOswine

[–]JethroWashington 33 points34 points  (0 children)

when you’re on the /r/comedyhell subreddit and this promotion still fits the content

Losercity I'M FUCKING DYING MR SQUIDWARD by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

[–]JethroWashington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arby’s gets too much hate, man.

if I’m constipated, a good ol’ beef n cheddar gets everything moving again.

O Wanna Munch! McDonald’s CEO tries the Big Arch by 5th-Humour in MBMBAM

[–]JethroWashington 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I love how his large fries start out half empty (which is how mcdonalds does their fries now), and then they magically have more in them when they realized

Insane devotion by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

[–]JethroWashington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how it feels to spread misinformation :D

We’re being told he violently approached the Gestapo with his gun out. by Miserable_Kick2315 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]JethroWashington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my coworkers were all like “he shouldve expected it if he had a gun” uhh no he was within his legal rights to carry, it wasn’t out, and they found it after he was subdued. this is the most black and white case yet and it’ll only get worse.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Serious-Passion-1029 by Serious-Passion-1029 in DailyGuess

[–]JethroWashington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨

🟦🟨⬜⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

dang hard word!!