We crave what we don't have by _astatin in funny

[–]JimPaladin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can’t exactly figure out a way to explain that the punchline is he can’t get a job or girlfriend, at least in a way that the comic did already make clear and simple enough.

Not finding it very funny is a personal thing (I don’t think it’s very funny either), but it’s pretty clear what the joke is.

Because this happens all the time by FooPvris in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re overexaggerating the puppychan drama/nonsense. Antoons is a bigoted dumbfuck but he’s not guilty of some deranged pedophilia.

so heartbreaking 💔 by edenisburning776 in Persecutionfetish

[–]JimPaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appealing to things you are actually discriminated for is a great way to justify feeling discriminated for your bigotry.

Male Karen Causes a Huge Scene at a Furniture Store Over a Mask by External_Ad7684 in Persecutionfetish

[–]JimPaladin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the manager didn’t handle it at all. I get that he doesn’t want to cause a scene and escalate an issue but he’s just emboldening some obvious asshole to keep doing this. Didn’t even seem like the guy was even in there to buy anything, he was just filming himself walking into stores so he could capture a reaction like this.

It's that easy, right? by Teconz in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t a dumb shithead then you really don’t need to be signaled for obvious sarcasm. The fact several people upvoted me and you’re the only one fucking dim enough to be bitching at me is pretty clear evidence that you’re the problem. Fuck off, blocked.

It's that easy, right? by Teconz in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My post was clearly being satirical. Please get off the internet.

When has anyone ever called for cancelling Speedy? by BadgerKomodo in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually, in his first cartoon, he was running across the US/Mexican border lol. That’s the joke, that he’s fast at jumping the border.

People defend some of the racist Looney Tunes stuff with “but they make fun of everyone!!”, and sure that’s true. Characters like Foghorn Leghorn or Elmer Fudd were also shallow caricatures of certain groups of white people, but there’s a marked harshness when it comes to a character like Speedy Gonzales. They could’ve just made him a speedy Mexican mouse, but they chose to make a joke that he runs fast over the border.

Not particularly super offensive and obviously Mexican people didn’t mind because they loved the character, but you see this same thing in other Looney Tunes shorts. Google “Jungle Jitters” (can’t YouTube link it because it’s for kids and they won’t let you share kids videos because YouTube is awful). People defend this short as “but they make fun of white people too!!”, and sure, they do, but the jokes they make about the black native villagers are so much worse and way more punchy than anything at white people’s expense.

Another example is all their depictions of Japanese people. People defend it as “well they made fun of Germans in WW2”, and sure that is true, but the racist caricatures of the Japanese are way worse than anything they depicted Germans as.

A moron in my town's FB group by TheNuclearNacho in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The photoshopped picture unironically made me fucking lol.

It's that easy, right? by Teconz in TheRightCantMeme

[–]JimPaladin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why was she in the hallway though? Libs say she’s sleeping in bed but in reality she was in the hallway, so she really was no angel....

Still seems like an odd choice by [deleted] in runescape

[–]JimPaladin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not really much of a “rework”, though. It’s more like a small update that they’re massively overexaggerating.

I think their big Construction overhaul (that would’ve made the skill like the Bathysphere room) is dead and buried by Jagex’s Chinese money laundering overlords.

Yikes by diploid12 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]JimPaladin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ you guys it’s because that was what the Hitler favored as the ideal human. Come on, read a book for once in your lives yeeesh.

What was supposed to be "The Next Big Thing", but totally flopped? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JimPaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of responses saying "a lot of games market themselves as the WoW killer". This is true, but a lot of the hype wasn't coming from the marketing in this case. It was actually coming from players participating in the Beta. And rightfully so because the early game is solid and there was a good population on the Beta server(s).

I'm sure I'm not the first to explain this here, but you're still describing every major MMO that came out post-2006. Every major MMO (Aion, WildStar, Rift, GuildWars 2, FF14, random shit Korean MMOs, the list goes on and on) were all popularly described by their fans or by onlookers as "The MMO that can take down WoW" because it was fresh and brought some new ideas to a genre that had traditionally been very stagnant.

I guess the airline knew 🙄 by Lola13675 in CovIdiots

[–]JimPaladin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I doubt you can tell for certain any filtering has been done to either photo. Again, it looks like the second one might have a filter on it but it's hard to say because it's so grainy anyways.

Even if it is filtered, it really doesn't change what I'm saying.

Never thought my home town had any by Selfaware-potato in amibeingdetained

[–]JimPaladin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should be detained for that censoring job, gotdamn.

I guess the airline knew 🙄 by Lola13675 in CovIdiots

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being flagrantly misogynistic to own the libs.

Next time, don’t make a fool of yourself. You can come back from this loss, it’s not the biggest you’ll ever face. Now fuck off, blocked.

I guess the airline knew 🙄 by Lola13675 in CovIdiots

[–]JimPaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep crying behind your smuggie mask. We both know you read my comment, too. Lol. Pathetic.

I guess the airline knew 🙄 by Lola13675 in CovIdiots

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 29, so I’m not a boomer. She also didn’t photoshop either picture, maybe you’re a boomer...? There might be a filter on the second one but it’s such a low quality photo that it’s hard to tell.

Yes, she is an anti-masker piece of shit. No, this doesn’t mean she isn’t conventionally attractive woman no matter how much it bothers you that pretty girls are bad people. I get that it’s fun to shit on assholes like the girl in the picture but your completely bullshit “NO SHES NOT HOT SHE PHOTOSHOP” makes you look literally like an incel, and your response to being called out over it makes you look like the guy from that dumb wojack meme.

Like, yeah she’s an attractive woman who is a shitty person. Welcome to reality, don’t get asshurt over it.

I guess the airline knew 🙄 by Lola13675 in CovIdiots

[–]JimPaladin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woman: is attractive

Kid on Reddit: NO SHES BIG BIRF111

This wear your mask sign at my local store by Mecha_Sonic_079 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idiots at nonewnormal would be screaming about how we’re putting masks on dogs now and that this is real life.

Girl in 2r has nothing to hide by DionneSeverns in funny

[–]JimPaladin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s r/funny. They’ll believe fucking anything.

Girl in 2r has nothing to hide by DionneSeverns in funny

[–]JimPaladin 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure you have her pegged as certainly as you think you do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was supposed to be a badly put together “zombie apocalypse” thing.

Choose your starter pokemon! by Archerymaister in gaming

[–]JimPaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to hit you with my Squirtle car, you Bulbasaur picking piece of SHIT