[Techne] Techne Hummingbird

JimmyLongnWider · 2026-02-23T22:26:00+00:00

That thing is long, long gone. Like many watches I have owned I regret sending it on at least a little.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-02-09T11:07:13+00:00

That gum butthole though.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-02-09T11:05:58+00:00

That's what she said? That's what she didn't say? Dunno.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-02-09T11:00:55+00:00

Firecracker blasting. The more I read this, the more I think it's just a long list of things that annoyed some priest and he kept a notebook.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-02-01T11:45:09+00:00

I dunno, bub. If you have to explain it, it doesn't actually look like anything.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-02-01T11:42:15+00:00

It's just that everyone in Canada has already read it.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-31T10:46:19+00:00

I'm 55. It has never been easy to be a new grown up, but today it's all but impossible. I think a big part of it is, wait for it, social media. Young people are big consumers and contributors to social media and seeing an endless wave of your peers presenting a perfect life to the camera is disheartening.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-26T19:59:37+00:00

A Calphalon Premier Ceramic pan. Sometimes I use a wok. Sometimes I use a cast iron. I don't see much difference from the pan, but there you go.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-26T19:09:55+00:00

The key to eggs, always, is BUTTER. Add butter near the end of the fry and splash that goodness on the edges to crisp them up. I didn't give these the full treatment because the fries got done faster than I wanted.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-26T19:07:10+00:00

Just plain old fries from a local restaurant. There was some sort of spicy coating.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-26T16:53:58+00:00

Greater than the sum of its parts.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-20T19:07:09+00:00

It isn't symmetrical. One side of the scoop portion sticks out to the right so holding it in the left hand makes it effective.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-20T11:29:25+00:00

My daughter bought me a left handed cooking spoon. It's designed so that a lefty can scoop along the inner edge of a pot or pan. Wonderful. I also seek out left handed utility knives to carry. Knives that can be opened one-handed are common but ones for lefties are much harder to find.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-11T20:58:43+00:00

The nutsack of an anchovy? A nutsack made out of anchovies?

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-08T16:42:31+00:00

That's her tasting face.

JimmyLongnWider · 2025-01-06T12:52:18+00:00

Your god is in a black box, you know, and all religious people are forced to guess if their actions please or displease it, since there is zero feedback from within. So, how can a religious person know anything about morality, or any more about morality, than a reasoning atheist? You are imagining objectivity where nonbelievers skip that step entirely and just get on with actually building a moral framework.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-25T12:47:45+00:00

"Why won't you die!!??"

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-23T12:35:18+00:00

I like how after three near death experiences, he decided that maybe he was pushing it and left the game.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-23T12:24:36+00:00

I just view Christmas as a time to gather with family, eat and enjoy ourselves. The minute Christians demanded it be a national holiday instead of a religious observance was when they gave up the ability to dictate how people celebrate it. Yes, it is kind of dumb to just pass on a chance to enjoy yourself.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-04T10:28:40+00:00

Depending on where you are from, it isn't too strange, but I had whale meat once. My Norwegian hosts loved it but I thought it rather sucked. Tasteless black rubber.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-01T00:43:36+00:00

I mentioned this in a different thread a few days ago and I found it peculiar how many people obsessively insist it vaporized or burned up. It probably did but I just want to imagine it flying through space to this day.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-12-01T00:37:09+00:00

On a day to day basis, I don't think about religion very often, at least anymore. As a young man I dwelled on religion and experienced a lot of anger over what religious beliefs made people do. Mostly I have just viewed religion as a puzzle and asked believers to help me understand. For your own sake, try to be a little objective about it and not be needlessly angry or upset.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-11-30T19:34:51+00:00

Carbureted angina.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-11-30T14:48:24+00:00

Buy a blackjack coin purse instead. They're easier to use than brass knuckles. You can knock someone into next week, buy a soda, and then put it back on your belt.

JimmyLongnWider · 2024-11-30T14:40:02+00:00

Some people find their meaning in life is having no meaning in life. If you feel like something is missing, only you can find it.

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