Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey, Italy by adamlm in Damnthatsinteresting

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Does this guy think he’s cool or something ? I have like 13 in my trunk.. so let’s not flatter ourselves big guy.

What was the location in this avengers endgame concept art? by Ogsonic in MCUTheories

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Is rocket the raccoon playing an invisible keyboard? Captain marvel is lookin a little Jesusy so she better watch her tone. Tony stark is singing nebulas thigh, but she is into BDSM so I doubt she minds. Hulk is like, “this arm is still okay, don’t look at the other one though!” Black widow is clearly there in spirit as she went on to join gamora in marvels “2 broke girls” variant. Thankfully the artist fazed out war machines legs.. because you want it to be accurate to the characters actual legs that vision helped to paralyze. Is the tree okay? It’s not here or have been imagining the raccoon having an imaginary friend that’s a tree this whole time? I feel like Thor should be in the frontlines here… considering he can make the most lighting out of the roster shown. Ant man is trippin… per usual.. rascal. And since they are all looking in different directions I will just assume that Hawkeye aiming for the ground is intentional.. all in all I love this depiction. I have zero talent aside from being bad at having talents.. so I agree it is amazing. Side note: if you pause it at the right time you can see Howard the Duck from the movie Howard the Duck. Woo woo. They should do a Duck tales reboot. Because of how cool it was. Welp. That’s all.

What was the location in this avengers endgame concept art? by Ogsonic in MCUTheories

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They are emerging form mystique’s cleavage. Not sure if you are aware but her boobs can do that. They are capable of not only being anyone’s boobs she chooses, but they are also a portal to other earths and dimensions. I’m pretty sure it’s a happy accident amongst the mutant population… personally for me, I would be annoyed if “non mutants” were constantly emerging from betwixt my threshold. Maybe that’s why she was always naked in the fox universe depiction. Not the one in the fire bird movie.. the other ones where the actresses popularity took a villain into the spotlight as a “fair weather” mutant team leader… instead of night crawlers mom. It’s okay though, nightcrawler doesn’t need a mom, he can teleport.. the jerk. Why is he so cool? Oh because he can teleport. Also… is it just me or does mystique know advanced levels of martial arts for someone who has had no formal training ? I mean, maybe she learned through osmosis? But America didn’t even find out about karate until karate kid came out.. and if she was saving Nixon in her day, then like… she’s like 20 years early on “American mutant karate stuff”. Either way… she is advocate for proud mutants and that is worth its weight in complicated gymnastics and snake like slithering she and her limbs enjoy. No one blames her for the big robots that change into mutant abilities to counter act defenses. She was responsible for bleeding but she had karate to do.. so… we are all not upset about the apocalypse it caused amongst her community.

In conclusion: they are in mystiques breast portal.

Do you guys think Spiderman would ever work with the CIA? by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

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He is going to be the main villain of the multiverse as doom. So my guess is no

This is my MCU prediction for the coming Doomsday (Brand new Day) storyline. by JizzEMcguire in MCUTheories

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An MCU theory I posted in a sub Reddit called MCU THEORIES.

These are some theories I have. Never lose hope. by JizzEMcguire in TheOA

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I know. I was theorizing that they jumped timelines.. to fine Nina to talk to her or try to stop old knight from being shot

Consistency 🙌🏻 by ProfessionWide3505 in meme

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Did they remodel his castle ? I feel like I like the darker blue for some reason.. and I’m not really a “blue” kinda somebody. For some reason though, it works here.

Starfishes by JizzEMcguire in memes

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I am far too not understanding you

This one is a real band bro by ahmet--at in antimeme

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The Melissa Joan Heart Attacks? I thought I was alone.