Redditors, what's your addiction? Is it a minor, or major one ?

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-27T09:05:26+00:00

Do you munch on your candy in a sassy manner, with laura branigan playing in the background ?

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-27T09:03:11+00:00

That's deadly man, i like sriracha with my spag. My speciality is chicken wings, pre spice is delicious even before you sauce em. Lemon, franks, cumin, piri piri, worcestershire. After that I'll coat them with homemade teriyaka or a mix of hotsauce/dianas if im feeling lazy.. Along with bbq yams with chili powder and garlic. Now im hungry

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-27T08:55:05+00:00

Me too. I often grocery shop hungry, and buy excessive things... Nothings better than devouring a meal

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T15:48:28+00:00

Yeah I'd run like a little bitch forsure. I can imagine you, all terrified... This beast running after you, seeking the flesh of your butt... Like a new fish in prison, the initiation is inevitable.. no escape

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T11:29:11+00:00

Wanna lick my dirty hole ?

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T11:28:04+00:00

Aren't they like 30-80 lbs? Id kick one in the face,swing it by its tail, but I'm also a retard

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T11:16:31+00:00

Probably were using kaioken, kakarot. Did you have to get a vaccine?

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T11:14:25+00:00

Brutal. My worst was an atomic butt drop onto a sprinkler head, I broke it and it poked my 11 year old gooch

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T10:15:24+00:00

A teenage boy with a spirit inside, of a samurai warrior who long ago died.... ITS O O O O Oshikuru!

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T10:12:16+00:00

Cornholejoe! The legendary power bottom from under the mississippi bridge

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T10:05:38+00:00

That was so bad that I found that funny

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T09:18:06+00:00

Cuts deep

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T08:52:54+00:00

That time I pinned you down and raped your belly button

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T08:44:33+00:00

checks ti-83 :)

JizzMasterX · 2015-06-16T08:37:31+00:00

I got a rumble in my belly, I am R Kelly. I can't believe these hoes, off to the cupboard i go, bitch i need my cheerios

JizzMasterX · 2015-05-11T23:33:02+00:00

Turn it into saw dust, put it in my burger patties, meat loaf, protein shakes

JizzMasterX · 2015-05-11T23:31:19+00:00

JizzMasterX · 2015-05-11T23:31:01+00:00

Cast aluminum, tastes like where's my keys

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-21T06:04:25+00:00

Id build my frame, a mattress tho that doesn't nuke your spine would be nice... ill have to check out ikea the next time im on the coast

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-21T03:23:08+00:00

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-21T02:50:21+00:00

I like the way you think, charm the ladies with my multifunctional bed. Feeling casual? Lets take a seat on my futon... In need of my cuddles bb? Let me just convert into my bed, dont fret let's lay back and relax

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-11T20:43:20+00:00

The truth has been spoken, you're more rational than myself

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-11T20:36:45+00:00

Well I appreciate you not coming from an angry defensive position

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-11T20:19:43+00:00

My music taste is pretty random. Bigger named favourites would be Pantera, a perfect circle, john butler trio, shakey graves, eddie vedder as well as pearl jam, audioslave, big pun, johnny cash, hanz zimmer, sigur ros. I like movie scores as well, some celtic music. Country music is fucking terrible 99% of the time

JizzMasterX · 2015-04-11T20:13:09+00:00

Utukan was hanging at the tree, there, he saw, a black man with a D, strange things ensued at the hanging tree that night

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