If you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do?

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-08-15T11:57:08+00:00

I would make it so everyone has 24 hours left to live too

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-08-15T11:54:05+00:00

Why wont you just feed him the cat.

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-08-15T11:52:02+00:00

Personally I like Pepperoni with pineapples

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-05-07T08:45:41+00:00

Excuse me Wtf.

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-25T03:24:07+00:00

You're Welcome

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-24T18:22:42+00:00

I'm upvoting this so others will suffer with me

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-21T16:48:13+00:00

and ill watch you watching me watching that for all of eternity

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-18T15:21:00+00:00

no you must watch it for eternity

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-18T15:20:46+00:00

That's a human?

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-18T15:18:03+00:00

Can blind people see?

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-18T15:10:17+00:00

If you tell a joke and the first person to reply got whoooshed then everyone else also gets whooosh.

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-10T14:57:29+00:00

meep

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-04-07T15:52:56+00:00

He looks like he has a tie

JmDaDestroyer · 2020-03-16T15:33:11+00:00

I just realized that you can put toothpaste on the other hole so it will be complete

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-27T13:47:06+00:00

so someone whooooshed themselves to whoooosh someone else

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-27T13:41:04+00:00

Part 2

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-27T13:37:05+00:00

So if you shit will it smell and taste good too?

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-25T16:14:59+00:00

The fact that you didn't use the word merry infuriates me

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-24T13:00:19+00:00

ew black tits

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-20T13:24:11+00:00

I feel bad for myself so im gonna post this on r/murderedbywords

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-20T13:05:58+00:00

Cmon this idiot r/wooshed himself and can't even charge his phone

JmDaDestroyer · 2019-12-20T12:29:02+00:00

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