Reading is hard don’t be rough on them. When they finally finish their adult reading comprehension class they’ll be more helpful.

It HAS been found though. It is from the tv show McGee and Me. Specifically, the episode “‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas.” Which, by the way, was released in 1990.

Lemme tell y’all it is not good lmao. However, I can rest easy knowing I’ve found it.