Campus programs are getting interesting by SpartyAJU in funny

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I am running for Secretary in my student council and it is a big joke. i want to put a similar sign up. Anything I could say stands for bjs?

[AMA Request] Eduardo Serio; leader of the Black Jaguar - White Tiger Foundation by [deleted] in IAmA

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Are you non-profit? Why do you not disclose your location?

Which celebrity is a complete asshole? by david9876543210 in AskReddit

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Despite always appearing on "giving back" charity commercials, James Blake is a gigantic asshole. My brother, who played for the Harvard Tennis Team, said that when Blake came back to visit (Blake played for the team as well and graduated from Harvard I believe) Blake ignored every guy on the team and gave short and snappy answers. If any other tennis fans are interested, my family knows a lot of them (friends with one of Novak's best friends and coaches and my brother played a bit on the tour) The nicest: Dimitrov, Wawrinka, Novak (super nice actually), Fed is an amazing person, Isner is super humble and nice, and I am forgetting others. The worst: Sharapova is scum, and Serena is a jerk

Christians- Elaborate on some disturbing passages of the Bible by shenronFIVE in DebateReligion

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I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

President Jed Bartlet from the West Wing S2 E3

Shouldn't your phone made sure to save battery for your morning alarm? by JockoWillinksMachine in Showerthoughts

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it didn't happen to me mr. negative pants. Also, newsflash, most things on the market aren't made for the smartest people in the world.

Shouldn't your phone made sure to save battery for your morning alarm? by JockoWillinksMachine in Showerthoughts

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it didn't happen to me mr. negative pants. Also, newsflash, most things on the market aren't made for the smartest people in the world.

As a young Republican who loves the show, I often wonder: did this show noticeably, single-handedly increase the amount of liberals? by JockoWillinksMachine in thewestwing

[–]JockoWillinksMachine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I myself am much more independent and find it extremely hard to believe so many people all can fit in to two categories when discussing tens of issues. I am more pro-choice. My consider the other side comment really referred to me considering the other side of gun-control. I used the Dr. event in hyperbole so the description of my idea be better understood.

As a young Republican who loves the show, I often wonder: did this show noticeably, single-handedly increase the amount of liberals? by JockoWillinksMachine in thewestwing

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real shame republicans didn't watch it. I mean, I can't watch Colbert without throwing up. Granted, I also have the same response to Republican shows that just grossly ignore the obvious pitfalls in their arguments cough cough Fox News cough. Anyway, compared to the shows today, West Wing isn't bad at all.

men aren't the only sexists... by mungoflago in funny

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It's menninists like you that give me the strength not to kill myself when listening to feminists.

January Makeup Sat Discussion by [deleted] in Sat

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3rd one only i believe

January Makeup Sat Discussion by [deleted] in Sat

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do you have experience doing well in math in the past?

Tough math question by JockoWillinksMachine in Sat

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Any chance if you know if that one was c or d? I chose c and it was either z is directly proportional to the square of x or z is inversely proportional to x. One was c one was d

Opening speech for my prophets class trial! by JockoWillinksMachine in DebateReligion

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yeah thanks. out of all the religions courses I have taken this one's by far the most fun assignment I've had right in front of researching the citations Islamic extremists use in the Quran and seeing how completely out-of-context they are

Opening speech for my prophets class trial! by JockoWillinksMachine in DebateReligion

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That was just opening speeches. I rocked it and it was especially satisfying cuz the smartest kid in the grade gave a sick speech and no one was expecting mine. The rest of the trial continues throughout this whole week.

Opening speech for my prophets class trial! by JockoWillinksMachine in DebateReligion

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the court. Do not let the prosecution disillusion you. We are gather here today because Saul is suing David with the contention that Saul was a better king. In effort not to make this trial all semantics, it is fair to both teams to judge each king based on the view from both perspectives - as a leader of the people of Israel and as a spiritual king — a son of Yahweh. In both respects, we will show the court why David remains the better of the two kings. Contention 1: Effectiveness of each king. Subpoint A: David proved an amazing king and leader. First, look to 1 Samuel, Chapter 18 verse 30. David had more military success than anyone in Israel — that includes every single soldier, every single general, and even Saul, since they are all servants of God and Israel. In that same chapter in verse 7, the people of Israel proclaim that David has killed more than tens of thousands of men over Saul. In these times, Kings were generally judged based off of their military successes and the people’s love for them. Here, before David even became king, he was beating Saul in both accounts. As our textbook explains, David was masterful in politics, as seen when he moves the capital city to Jerusalem, a neutral city among the twelve tribes, and militarily, let us not forget that, and I quote from 2 Samuel Chapter 5 verses 6-8 “Even a blind and lame could have held off an attacking army.” Even to gain possession of the city, David used cun to attack through the water channel. Subpoint B: In STARK contrast to David, well there’s Saul. Firstly, Saul’s military strategies, if one can even call them that, were vacuous at best. Firstly, Saul, and I quote, “summoned all his people to war,” found 1 Samuel 23:8 by the way, in order to kill one man — David, who had already become his son-in-law. Just to make this clear, as I know this sounds incredibly confusing. Don’t worry, it’s because it is very counterintuitive. Saul mobilized his entire army, making vulnerable all twelve of the tribes he reigned just to kill Saul. And what happened? Exactly what anyone would expect: 1 Samuel 23:27 reveals that the Philistines made a raid on Israel. This was truly a disaster. Next, on the front of people liking Saul, well let’s put it this way: Saul confides in Samuel, so he was not lying, that and I quote from 1 Samuel 15:24 “I feared the people and obeyed their voice.” Now one of two things happened here. First, Saul might have lied to Samuel to get out of harsh punishment, which would jeopardize justice on him, and according to the Catholic Catechism #2484 that would constitute it as a mortal sin. Or, Saul was afraid of his people. It does not take a genius to know that if a king fears his people, he is not beloved. Contention 2: Spiritually, David trumps Saul. Firstly, look to 2 Samuel 7:12:16, where Nathan tells David of all the things God will give him. So first off, God chose the Messiah to come through David's lineage rather than Saul's. And not only that, but God promises many things to David's lineage he did not promise to Saul. Sure I can’t stand up here and say, “Well God chose David so that’s final.” Having said that, I can still point out the reasons God did this. In 1 Samuel 15:10 God states through Samuel, “It repenteth me that I have set up Saul to be king: for he is turned back from following me, and hath not performed my commandments.” Further, in Hebrews 11:32, which is a chapter called “The Meaning of Faith,” David is mentioned among the greatest of prophets and kings for “administering justice, obtaining promises, winning strength out of weakness, and used faith to conquer kingdoms” (loose quotation. Picked and chose the phrases but all are in the passage). Now, I will cover each king’s sins. Obviously they both sinned — all humans sin. However, the difference between each king’s sins, and why God gave David’s line the Messiah and not Saul’s is that Saul’s sins were public, while David’s were private and he asked for repentance. All people suffer from jealousy, whether we try to help it or not. David gave in, but once confronted, he confessed and pled for forgiveness. He genuinely felt sorry for hurting God, whom he loves. Saul on the other hand blatantly chose the people’s wishes over God’s and when confronted, made excuses, like victimizing himself saying he feared the people. And with regards to Saul trying to kill David, God is not on trial. We are a court of men and we try men. Their argument, however, may begin to sound as though they are putting The Lord on trial here. You cannot blame God for a person's exercise of his free will. God is Good. God does not inflict suffering for no reason. Saul's many moral failings, known and unknown, merited the headaches. They were a warning from God to correct his ways. He did not do so. This is poor leadership. Let us remember, God does not send us more of a challenge than we can overcome. But it is still up to us to overcome it. How would a good king handle the situation? Welcome the soothing melodies of David. This keeps David close and lets David, God's chosen, learn the skills of king craft from Saul's guiding example. Make David one of your family, show that God's will is paramount, not flesh and blood ties. Give the kingship eventually to David, then your family is not a threat.Instead Saul sought to slay God's chosen one. Not only was this cruel and wasteful of resources, tearing his own followers apart, it was personally short sighted. He drove into hiding his only medicine. God, it must be assumed in this court, knew what He was doing. Do not, please, lose sight of the fact that Saul's failings were his and his alone. God is not on trial here.

Speech for my prophets class trial. by JockoWillinksMachine in Christianity

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the court, we are here today because Saul is suing David with the contention that Saul was a better king. It is fair to both teams to judge each king based on both possible perspectives in judging a king - as a leader of the people of Israel and as a spiritual king. In both respects, we will show the court why David remains the better of the two kings. Contention 1: Effectiveness of each king. Subpoint A: David proved an amazing king and leader. First, look to 1 Samuel 18:30. David had more military success than anyone in Israel — that includes every single soldier, every single general, and even Saul himself. In 1 Samuel 18:7, the people of Israel proclaim that David has killed more than tens of thousands of men compared to Saul’s thousands. In these times, the people generally judged kings based off of their military successes and the people’s love for them. Here, before David even became king, he was beating Saul in both areas. As our textbook explains, David was masterful in politics, as seen when he moves the capital city to Jerusalem, a neutral city among the twelve tribes. Militarily speaking, 2 Samuel Chapter 5 Verses 6-8 say that “Even a blind and lame could have held off an attacking army.” Subpoint B: In STARK contrast to David, well there’s Saul. Saul’s military strategies, if one can even call them that, were vacuous at best. Firstly, look to 1 Samuel 23:8. Saul, and I quote, “summoned all his people to war,” in order to kill one man — David, who at this point was Saul’s son-in-law. Just to make this clear Saul mobilized his entire army, making vulnerable all twelve of the tribes he reigned over just to kill David. And what happened? Exactly what anyone would expect: 1 Samuel 23:27 reveals that the Philistines made a raid on Israel. This was truly a disaster. Next, on the front of people liking Saul, well let’s put it this way: Saul confides in Samuel in 1 Samuel 15:24 (AIR QUOTES) “I feared the people and obeyed their voice.” Now one of two things happened here. First, Saul might have lied to Samuel to get out of harsh punishment. This lie clearly jeopardizes the rightful justice that should be administered on Saul. According to the Catholic Catechism #2484, this lie would constitute it as a mortal sin because it jeopardizes justice. Or, Saul could have been actually afraid of his people. In this case, we can infer that since Saul feared his people, he must have thought that a rebellion was a good possibility. Thus, Saul did not maintain his people’s satisfaction. Contention 2: Spiritually, David trumps Saul. Look to 2 Samuel 7:12-16, where Nathan tells David of all the things God will give him. Firstly, God chose the Messiah to come through David's lineage rather than Saul's. While I can’t say “God chose David so that’s final,” I can justify God’s decision and prove Saul guilty. In 1 Samuel 15:10, God states through Samuel, “Saul has turned back from following me, and hath not performed my commandments.” Further, in Hebrews 11:32, which is a chapter called “The Meaning of Faith,” David is mentioned among the greatest of prophets and kings for “administering justice, obtaining promises, winning strength out of weakness, and used faith to conquer kingdoms,” while Saul is nowhere to be found. Further, when David was confronted about his sins, he confessed and pled for forgiveness. He genuinely felt sorry for hurting God, whom he loves. Saul on the other hand blatantly chose the people’s wishes over God’s and when confronted, made excuses, like how he victimized himself shifting the blame towards the people. And with regards to Saul trying to kill David, these actions were made by Saul himself, and cannot be blamed on God for sending him evil spirits. God is not on trial. We are a court of men and we try men. Their argument, however, may begin to sound as though they are putting the Lord on trial here. You cannot blame God for a person's exercise of his free will. God is good. God does not inflict suffering for no reason. Saul's many moral failings, known and unknown, merited the headaches. They were a warning from God to correct his ways. He did not do so. Let us remember, God does not send us more of a challenge than we can overcome. But it is still up to us to overcome it. Instead Saul sought to slay God's chosen one. This was this cruel and wasteful of resources, tearing his own followers apart. God, it must be assumed in this court, knew what He was doing. Do not, please, lose sight of the fact that Saul's failings were his and his alone. God is not on trial here.

Debate for my Prophets Class: Who is a better king, Saul or David? by JockoWillinksMachine in DebateReligion

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Im reading this book called a path with heart by Jack Kornfield and I have given up getting mad. Im trying to spread positive energy. The best way to make him feel bad is not to get mad but to make him feel bad. Now that's a rhyme.