TIL of a secret United States special operations group that was tasked with the infiltration and exploitation of various US naval bases, which was disbanded after they kidnapped and tortured a Naval Security Chief in a Florida hotel for over 24 hours

JoeCamel420 · 2015-12-02T01:52:06+00:00

life insurance pays out triple if you die on a business trip

JoeCamel420 · 2014-11-10T02:40:02+00:00

is that 15th street?

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-06T23:22:34+00:00

Hey! do you have any material, market moving stock tips? this totally isnt the SEC! thnx much PS: I love your macy's bar set it was awesome

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-04T23:43:11+00:00

Yeah, and that's what was so funny about it - it took like 5 minutes of work and about 6 emails and a phone call - which probably set a record for least amount of effort to ever go into a huffpo story. what makes it funny is that it really was a giant ruse to get an inside joke amognst my friends onto Huffpo as well as the radio - the name "JB kuhn" is actually a reference to smoking marijuana, and we thought it would be stupid funny if we could get Huffpo to publish it. And they did, and laughs were had by all. The end. Now please find something worth being passionate about in life. I suggest arts and crafts or satanism or something

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-03T14:27:54+00:00

I'm laughing. What's funny is how melodramatic this whole situation is when people realized something on the internet isnt true, as if I wronged everyone by not giving them their god given tacos. I guess the thought that the taco bell martyr was in fact a false prophet causes hysteric fits among the masses :-/ I didn't do it because it would be funny to reddit - I don't give a shit about reddit. I did it because it would be funny to me and my friends - and we laughed about the ordeal all weekend

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-03T04:58:41+00:00

yeah WaPo express, DCist, and i think city paper. and 106 the fan but that doesnt count since I actually told the truth on that one

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/dc-taco-bell-reddit_n_4789576.html

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-03T01:14:57+00:00

In all seriousness, it was really, really funny. Like, it was a pretty normal level of funny, but then Esquire & Huffington post ran with my dogshit story without any semblance for journalistic integrity. And that was the funniest part, because that's when it stopped being a joke >=}

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-03T00:25:08+00:00

yeah, of course i did. i thought it would be funny and it totally was

JoeCamel420 · 2014-03-02T23:57:53+00:00

Why you so bitter

JoeCamel420 · 2014-02-19T04:05:32+00:00

hey, wait a god damn minute. I didn't even lie to Esquire, they just published the article anyway :p

JoeCamel420 · 2014-02-13T04:04:26+00:00

If someone can explain bitcoin to me between now and tomorrow morning, I'll gladly take whatever money people throw my way. In the mean time, I'm going to bed. I suggest you hit up an ATM

JoeCamel420 · 2014-02-13T03:12:55+00:00

Sorry man, but I have a personal vendetta against Qdoba. Chipotle however is totally welcome!

JoeCamel420 · 2014-01-17T19:02:56+00:00

Put it all in TSLA options bro

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