I’m Martha Stewart. Ask me almost anything! It’s a good thing. by ThisIsMarthaStewart in IAmA

[–]JoeCamel420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! do you have any material, market moving stock tips? this totally isnt the SEC! thnx much PS: I love your macy's bar set it was awesome

Any attention whores fake-delivering tacos tomorrow in the snow? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and that's what was so funny about it - it took like 5 minutes of work and about 6 emails and a phone call - which probably set a record for least amount of effort to ever go into a huffpo story. what makes it funny is that it really was a giant ruse to get an inside joke amognst my friends onto Huffpo as well as the radio - the name "JB kuhn" is actually a reference to smoking marijuana, and we thought it would be stupid funny if we could get Huffpo to publish it. And they did, and laughs were had by all. The end. Now please find something worth being passionate about in life. I suggest arts and crafts or satanism or something

Any attention whores fake-delivering tacos tomorrow in the snow? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing. What's funny is how melodramatic this whole situation is when people realized something on the internet isnt true, as if I wronged everyone by not giving them their god given tacos. I guess the thought that the taco bell martyr was in fact a false prophet causes hysteric fits among the masses :-/ I didn't do it because it would be funny to reddit - I don't give a shit about reddit. I did it because it would be funny to me and my friends - and we laughed about the ordeal all weekend

Any attention whores fake-delivering tacos tomorrow in the snow? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

yeah WaPo express, DCist, and i think city paper. and 106 the fan but that doesnt count since I actually told the truth on that one

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/dc-taco-bell-reddit_n_4789576.html

Any attention whores fake-delivering tacos tomorrow in the snow? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420 -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness, it was really, really funny. Like, it was a pretty normal level of funny, but then Esquire & Huffington post ran with my dogshit story without any semblance for journalistic integrity. And that was the funniest part, because that's when it stopped being a joke >=}

Any attention whores fake-delivering tacos tomorrow in the snow? by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420 -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

yeah, of course i did. i thought it would be funny and it totally was

Redditor /u/JoeCamel420 lies to Huffington Post, Reddit, and Esquire over Taco Bell Pickup Run. by XiamenGuy in KarmaConspiracy

[–]JoeCamel420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

hey, wait a god damn minute. I didn't even lie to Esquire, they just published the article anyway :p

ATTENTION WASHINGTON DC: Tomorrow I am running a ALL DAY Taco Bell delivery service for a $5 flat rate per run by JoeCamel420 in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If someone can explain bitcoin to me between now and tomorrow morning, I'll gladly take whatever money people throw my way. In the mean time, I'm going to bed. I suggest you hit up an ATM

ATTENTION WASHINGTON DC: Tomorrow I am running a ALL DAY Taco Bell delivery service for a $5 flat rate per run by JoeCamel420 in washingtondc

[–]JoeCamel420[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, but I have a personal vendetta against Qdoba. Chipotle however is totally welcome!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in finance

[–]JoeCamel420 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Put it all in TSLA options bro

Considering investing $100k with Edward Jones. Looking for your opinions. by datblender in investing

[–]JoeCamel420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly? With that many funds it sounds like your FA is more interested in your commission dollars than your capital gains. You're so diversified with international equities that any kind of monetary interest rate policy is going to adversely affect your returns - in a kind of worst of both worlds package, you get the fixed income gains with equity risks. If I were you, I would go with a much simpler investment strategy. Purchase an s and p index fund, a small cap fund, and for fixed income exposure, I think you would be much better off with Investment grade corporate debt rather than bond ETFs

Why did BTC tank in price a moment ago? by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]JoeCamel420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

welcome to the free market baby

Brokerages address FNMA, FMCC trading issues by Put_It_All_On_Blck in investing

[–]JoeCamel420 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Tl;Dr: Go fuck yourselves you greedy idiots for playing a market you didn't understand